Well folks, I’m a day late and a dollar short as usual. Having perused all your entries, I confess I was overwhelmed by the amount of poetry in your souls, and picking a favorite was hard indeed. Nevertheless, I found myself most charmed by the limerick offered by @Coffin_Dodger —well done, congratulations, and PM me an address for swift delivery!
Thank you all for being awesome, and most especially to @The_Vault_Team once more for offering me the goodies to share!