TopShelfs trees (Part 2)

5915 Leslie st Toronto. Take him down.

I’d would be funnier if you ordered a sandwich and just kept asking for more pickles and not stopping until he loses his cool.

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omg i need to find a way to get someone to record this. walk in order a veggie sub and just load the pickles until he snaps

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Damn man, People suck.
I had a bad habit of leaving the keys in the car, one time I left them in them overnight. Someone took the keys but not the car. Years later they still never came back for the car lol. Very odd for sure.

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“Look at what we stole boss!”
“You idiots, caulk is $1.79 a tube and tools are expensive. Back to the crime academy for you.”

I once had someone steal my motorcycle helmet but they dropped a bag of weed zigzags and a cell phone in the process. I win losers.

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Unexpected barter :grin:

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To add insult to injury I called a couple of 976 numbers :joy:

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best i could do is leave a google review for you …

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They’re at 2 stars already :joy:

This is a very old story but it sticks with me.

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No joke I just read the reviews and someone else was bitching about pickles!

Edit: they even comment on the finger hair and gold rings!

It’s not just me!

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Kids for sure, huh? Little pricks.

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6” whatever. Hold everything, but pickle’s.

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Just give me the whole 5 gallon bucket of pickles you have in the back and we’ll call it even. I can even reuse the bucket.

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Get him to say “no pickles for you,” and I bet you’ll instantly go viral…

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wasnt me i swear !

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We have a Mr Pickle around here. Tell them you’re story, get free sandwiches as their spokesman.

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Haha. Yeah I called my neighbor and was like “bad news bro.” He said "yeah the police were banging on your door this morning. They asked if you were home and I told em yeah he’s just not answering cuz he’s got a house full of plants with the pigs beating down his door! Of course he’s not answering his door!":rofl::rofl:

This happens every couple months minus the vandalism. We both agreed that this was karma catching up to us from our childhoods.

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@Foreigner :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :cucumber:

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Doubt anyone on here was my victim. My buddy Sam and I, 13 on bikes “removed” every car mirror on both sides of the street with croquet mallets. 3 blocks, then headed into the canyon.
Please no karma for that one.

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The missus and I just had Subway for lunch. $15 lunch. Million $ view.

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I mean that’s a nice view and all but I want to know how many pickles you got.

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