TopShelfs trees (Part 4)

good morning @TopShelfTrees1 and the OG !!!

have great start into the day!
giphy

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Goodmorning @TopShelfTrees1 and OG

Hope everyone is having a good week!

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Good morning brotha and other brothas :coffee: :sunglasses: :vulcan_salute:

Hope everyone has a great day!

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Bahaha EPIC!

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Good morning everyone! @m0sirys thaf one made me crack up! Ironically after our conversation last week I watched a couple episodes including a new version. Still makes me laugh !

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This is me. :rofl:

I chose intimidation through confusion to keep my neighbours away.

Neighbour 1: “The guy with dreads just put his garbage out in only long-john bottoms. I can see his nipples!”

Neighbour 2: “So what?”

Neighbour 1: “It’s snowing hard and he’s barefoot.”

:rofl:

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Lmao…. Now that’s a great plan too :wink:

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Good morning everybody. Hope we all have a positive and productive Thursday.

@m0sirys Frischer gehts nicht!

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There’s also a severed costume bear head with squirrels living in it and I’ve been collecting dolls I plan on putting up in the same sugar maple in my front yard.

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Bahaha omg ! That’s epic yup they’ll leave you alone

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Haha @Pigeonman when I first moved into my house and introduced myself to my neighbor he was like “I own a couple bars and restaurants. We are the trash of the neighborhood.” I cracked my knuckles and was like “Construction worker has just entered the chat.”

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When I lived in an old farm house at the dead end of a road, I would always get sketchy people coming up my driveway. Even though it was posted private drive, with lots of room to turn around, still they come.
So to counter this, being an avid hunter, I would hang all my Buck heads together from a rope in a tree near the entrance. Like a deer chime. They would always be in varying stages of decay, usually with flesh and meat hanging off them. You could here the transmission clunk to change gears, as the vehicle lights lit it up. I swear, sometimes I could here them scream. Ah, the good old days.

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Lmao :rofl: yes! Haha like chainsaw massacre or something that’s awesome! I could picture it as you described it, perfect! I’d probably do the same, not gonna lie :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

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Haha yup see we definitely need weedhollertown ! Then we’re all scummy weed growers :wink: together

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It kept the rift-raft down to a minimal. Even some of my close buddies thought it was pretty macabre.

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I SEE WHY WE ARE FRIENDS! :rofl:

I kept asking the Scarb. Mirror (local paper, 90% fliers now) to STOP delivering but they never listened…

so I sharpened 2 ends of a stake, rammed it into my lawn, speared the paper onto it and set it on fire only putting it out when it was clearly burned but stable to stay in place. I then added a sign under it saying:

STOP WITH THE FUCKING MIRROR

I left it up until the rain melted it but they’ve never delivered again. :grin:

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Side note, Mrs. Thceed says the driveway is open for parking and viewing of the eclipse. She also said that she likes the reefer. Lol

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Good morning guys! This is some neat convo straight out the gate lol.

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@THCeed if y’all are home to enjoy it together than I’m game! But if you’re outa town I’ll feel like a creeper with my anxiety so I couldn’t even though it’s okay. :sweat_smile:

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Lmao I wonder why :man_shrugging:t2:

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