Yeah I think I see.
House worth X minus 10k for roof offer 10k less for house and give you the 10 to fix the roof. If I’m reading you right.
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I know a few home appraisers who have been offered sexual favours for preferential treatment.
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Yep. Roofs fucked. Gonna cost 10k to replace it. Buyer uses our findings to get 10k off the price to fix the roof.
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Yeah sounds like a good move. Clever.
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Sometimes it works. Mostly it doesn’t to be honest. A roof is probably the most important part of a house and I’m saying to you the roof needs replacing so a lot of people walk away from the house.
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I guess it depends on their mortgage approval too. They don’t do this here anymore but they used to do mortgages + which means they lend you extra money for improvements.
Under your strategy I wouldn’t be able to get that extra 10k financing from the bank and it would be out of pocket. Probably different where you are.
And yeah, a fucked roof is a problem. Ask me how I know 
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They would use our evidence as a way to get 10k off the asking price. Your mortgage wouldn’t change. You can get more quotes for the work that needs doing but somehow the way the company does it its legally binding that we carry out the work. Likely some kind of contract that needs signed. I’m a roofer not a solicitor so I’ve no idea how it works.
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Yeah and I imagine it’s different in different jurisdictions. So no sense arguing about it 
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I’m UK remember. This country is fucked 
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“Commonwealth” c’mon guys, free wealth for everybody!
We’re pretty messy over here too.
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Yeah you allow rights to arms 
That’s not working out very well at the minute is it??
Shit your Canada ain’t you eh? Your country is sensible 
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Well…I don’t know about that.
I spend a fair amount of time debunking Canadians as nice. We are polite. But not nice.
In Texas people are rude, but friendly as an opposing example.
We are in as much disarray as anywhere else.
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My last post was a dig at the USA not Canada. Canada is a relaxed country that I’d love to visit one day.
Super troopers 2 showed me how kind and chilled out you all are. Tyler Labine is my favourite comedian ever. Tucker and Dale vs evil is in my top 10 movies ever
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Extremely underrated film. I especially like the bees.
Like anywhere else you get pockets of cool and pockets of douchery.
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100000000% agree.
I’m a huge fan of Reaper I try to watch an episode every night.
Cottage Country I also rate highly.
The only country that does horror comedy better is Australia. Dead Alive is a favourite but bad taste isn’t far behind it 
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I think there’s a kiwi one about slasher zombie sheep too. Can’t recall the name but pretty funny.
Often times I don’t want a good movie I want a piece of shit so I can turn off my brain. But a slasher movie with a sense of humour, I’m into that.
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If you can find it give this a watch. Just remember to burn one first then turn your brain off.
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Looks interesting. Which Peter Jackson film is the one where the guy straps a lawnmower to his chest?
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Brain dead/dead alive. Baby zombie in a blender scene can’t be missed
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Haven’t seen it in awhile but I remember thinking “this is way better than LOTR”
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