Best sayings!....EVER!

“It is important to bear in mind that political campaigns are designed by the same people who sell toothpaste and cars.”

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“You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can’t pick your friend’s nose”

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Some people may be into that type of thing! Lol have a good day @STIGGY!

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OK Tutt come on over here, I’ll let you pick a quick one

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I’ll give it a little more build up time want to make it worth my effort! :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

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him or us one! go figure!

regards,

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also, that a puppet minus a few strings, is still, entertaining, too a certain extent.

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one of my favorite sayings is from the tv show Deadwood: It involves a character named Francis Wolcott who supposedly worked for George Hearst (not Hurst as I first typed, incorrectly {thanks cannabissequoia}) as a geologist/Hatchet Man (notice the geologist is in small letters, it was not his main duties). This guy had a thing for young prostitutes (killing them, lots of them) and anyone that got in Hearst (**see previous notation about Hurst) Mining Corp. way.

Francis Wolcott:
“I am a sinner that does not expect forgiveness when I stand before my maker. But I am not a government official”.

regards,

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Hurst Shifters, Hearst Propaganda :nerd_face: :laughing:

Bitch runs the media in this town :unamused:

:evergreen_tree:

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“Before enlightenment, chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment, chop wood, carry water.”

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Same shit different day!

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Thank you for the correction, my good friend. I need to smoke a little more, me dost(?) think!

regards,

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“It’s your birthday buddy, you smoke whatever you want.” - a good friend

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" As ugly as a hat full of assholes"

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And one time at band camp

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I use to complain about the holes in my shoes until I saw a man with no feet.

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. Direct action gets the goods;

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‘Don’t do what I do, do what I say’… most moms and dads lol

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Old age and treachery will outdo youth and good looks any day

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