Life is for the living.
Variety is the spice of life.
Every day above ground is a good day.
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If you wake up dead, your day is not going to improve.
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Dumb luck beats skill and cunning every time
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How would you like to kiss my ass for a big red apple and then not get the apple?
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Words of encouragement at work.
âYouâre not very fast, but you sure are slow!â
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Go f@&k yourself, youâll get more p#$$y.
Iâm not the man that called your ( insert trade off choice) a mother fucker, I want to know who called that mother fucker a ( same trade as before)
Iâve seen old people fuck faster than you move boy!
The best part of you ran down your mommaâs leg
One ban around the world twice, been to two worlds fairs and a goat fuckin, and still ainât never seen no shit like that before
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hereâs to you and hereâs to me may we never disagree
but if we do to hell with you hereâs to me
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Iâd rather be lucky then good anyday.
Speak softly and carry a big stick.
Every day is a second chance.
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âbe happy in your workâ Colonel Saito
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I would rather walk alone than with a crowd of ill-informed sheep heading for a cliff.
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âNever attribute to malice that which can be more easily explained by incompetence.â --(various, I think I read it as Napoleon, but unsure 
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âwhat one cannot or will not see says something about youâ
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Dyed-in-the-wool
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you will find old reloaders, and youâll find bold reloaders, but you wonât find old. bold reloaders
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There was an old man from Dundas whoâs balls were made from brass.
In windy weather they clanged together and sparks flew out of his assâŠ
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"Those who are serious in ridiculous matters will be ridiculous in serious matters.â
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This is a fact, the current UK prime minister is living proofâŠ
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" Give â em enough rope , and theyâll hang themselves."
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