Can’t couldn’t do anything until he tried.
Heard that a lot that growing up.
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An eye for an eye, and a tooth for a tooth, leaves the whole world blind and toofless.
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When shit hits the shit the shit gets shitty!
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Some will rob you with a six-gun, And some with a fountain pen.
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the reply I use for when someone ask how is it going, or how I’m doing?
“I’m hanging in there, like a hair in a biscuit!”
regards,
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“A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take away everything that you have.”—Anonymous
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“You may not be interested in war, but war is interested in you.”
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A few years ago a shipboard missile interceptor system was successfully deployed in the field for the first time, after 15 years of service. A US Navy ship was targeted by a ground based missile, and the automated system successfully and safely intercepted and detonated the missile. It also traced the point the attack had been launched from.
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an indictment is not a conviction
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I’ll be there quicker than two gars skinning a minnow.
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“Everyone is entitled to his own opinion, but not to his own facts.”
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Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one, and some stink worse then others.
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when a lie is repeated enough it becomes the truth.
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The Greek shall inherit the earth. (Life of Brian)
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Beware of Greeks bearing gifts 
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, and Ron’s really stinks!!
Ha! I made that up. 
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“The truth is never pure and rarely simple.”
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My wife would agree…
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I think all wives are there to give us crap man 
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‘I think all wives are there to give us crap man’ – Badger
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