Damn! 
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we either live together as fellow human beings or die together as fools
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OrâŠdoes a bear shit in the woods?
In the ozarks I heard plenty
Crazier than a peach orchard boar
âŠthan a shithouse rat
Sleeping like a dead pig in the Sunshine
A few brick shy of a load
Crooked as a dogâs leg
Finer than frog hair
Scarcer than a hens teeth
Quiet as a church mouse
Older than hecks pup
Poor as Jobâs turkey
When dad saw a far man smoking a cigar he said âits gonna rainâ
I asked why?
âI just saw a hog with a stick in itâs mouthâ
And my favoriteâŠ
I was shuddering like a coyote shitting persimmon seeds
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I come from the Midwest so Iâve heard all of those at one time or another from the elder generation.
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this has more TRUTH too it, than Most will ever come to realize!
regards,
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when I was a little tyke, my father was a former golden gloves boxer for some organization back in the 1960âs. It was a big deal to me, even though I did not know exactly what it meant? I was sitting with my grandparents, mom and a couple of other people, I donât recall who exactly. I remember asking my mom if dad could teach me to golden gloves box? It seamed like a reasonable question. from behind me, someone said:
"Youâd be better off, trying to go a bear huntân with a fly-swatter!"
that person was right! the old man was brutal! when he started training me in boxing and Karate, I tried to, but never could forget what he said:
"Mike, son, Iâm here to win!" Whatever it takes, I donât play fair, cause life is not fair, period!" (words he lived by, my dad in the early '70s)
regards,
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âIgnorance, allied with power, is the most ferocious enemy justice can have.â
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âTwo things are infinite: The universe and human stupidity; And Iâm not sure about the universe.â
â Albert Einstein
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true. but not guilty does not mean Innocent.
regards,
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I couldnât put it any better myself! you?
regards,
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that is why my grandmother always said
he who is without sin cast the first stone 
be safe and stay free
Dequilo
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âAs we act, let us not become the evil that we deplore.â"
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Itâs hard to be right in a room full of the wrong
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Well the folks at the bar thought it was funny after I throat punched a big water head
And that ladies and gentlemen was todayâs lesson in respect for women, southern style!
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Kinda like being as nervous as a cat with a four foot tall in a room full of rocking chairs
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vote early and vote often
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This is gold! Hippie helicopter is the perfect strain name for a good sativa!
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the trouble you brew today, youâll drink tomorrow
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