Best sayings!....EVER!

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“The Constitution is not neutral. It was designed to take the government off the backs of the people.” - Justice William O. Douglas

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You’re killin me Smalls…

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extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.

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Brawndo, it’s what plants crave.

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“Only the Dead Have Seen the End of War” – Plato.

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“Those who can make you believe absurdities; can make you commit atrocities.”

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Two golden career rules to keep in mind when you have a bad day (or just a shitty career choice)…
1 Payday is Friday
2 Shit flows downhill.

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ignorance is bliss!

regards,

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Don’t think about it too hard. You’ll hurt yourself.

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Bitch’s ain’t shit…
-Snoop

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“Good Karma is always rewarded”

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"seducing a drunken woman is about as much fun as having a philosophical discussion with a dead goldfish.”

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All money ain’t good money.

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“Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own.” – Aristotle

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¨The problem with political jokes is that they tend to get elected¨

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“Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.”

    -- Nikita Khrushchev
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“If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear.”
— George Orwell

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“I got a yard of dick, a bucket of balls, and enough hair on my ass to weave an Indian blanket”
-Old Redneck from Georgia

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