maybe that is why I wore a football helmet to bed all through out my childhood? I, knew that no one, around me anyways, was without sin. or, vice versa!
regards,
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âSmoke 2 joints before I smoke 2 joints and then I smoke 2 more, we be jamminâ. Lol
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fake till you make it
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if you can fake sincerity youâve got it made
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If you can fake sincerity then youâre a sociopath and at that point the world is your oyster
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âHe who controls the present, controls the past. He who controls the past, controls the future.â
â George Orwell
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Control is an illusion.
Me - just now
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As my Dad once told me âWhy keep a dog and bark yourself?â
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Some from the arn heads of the world (read iron heads. Aka iron workers and welders)
Fuck em in the neck with a rusty spud
Welders do it in all positions and get full penetration
Better to have people think youâre an idiot than open your mouth and remove all doubt
Youâll have that on them big jobs
Top 3 reasons women love crane operators
Lots of experience working a big stick in tight places
Great load control
And last but not least
When we get it up, it stays up
Slogan from a steel erection company I worked for: weâre proud of our erection
And one from a crane co
High, stoned, or drunk weâll lift your junk
Boy you ainât got since enough to pour piss out a boot with the instructions on the heel
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You gain wisdom from listening closely.
I am excited as puppy with two peters.
Donât trust a grinning banker.
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Iâm higher than a 3 peckered bat in a windstorm
If itâs got tits, tires, or tracks it will be a problem at some point
Original saying is just tits or tires but running crawler cranes on tracks they are just as bad as women
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He who smelt it, dealt it
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My favorite phrase for my wife:: âAs the great Steve Spurrier would say, it is what it is.â
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Workers of the world unite
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Get busy living or get busy dieing
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The worst prayers answered are prayers asked
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Truth⊠I once prayed for patience 
and ya know what, I didnât get any⊠instead all Iâve got since is circumstances that require extra patienceâŠ
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Thatâs because you have to earn the things you want with experience. When you ask for more patience you get the opportunity to develop it, itâs the same universal truth for everything, you have to practice to develop any skills.
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âI would prefer not tooâ
Slavoj Zizek
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I grew up with a guy everybody called HollowheadâŠgood friend and drinking buddy of mine. He definitely earned the name. He was a badass. We both did a LOT of fighting in the bars in the 80âsâŠit was wild here. Iâll never forget him telling me â***** when it is over thereâs going to be one guy standing and one on the ground, which one you want to be?â. We where questioning if there is such a thing as a fair fight. ConclusionâŠyou win at all cost
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