I’m an asshole, not a dick. I’ll give you shit, not fuck you.
-me
Does the pope take a holy shit?
6 of one, half dozen of the other… your still fucked though.
-my dad
(In response to “Drive safe”) fast and swerve alot, horn and middle finger in proper conjunction.
Emperor Hirohito, right after the Atomic Bomb drop on Hiroshima.
“What the fuck was THAT?”
There’s a big difference between Fear and Suffering.
-me
Existence is logically impossible, however it makes just as little sense for nothing to exist at all.
-me
If you can’t run with the big dogs stay on the porch.
It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
That offer is off the table.
Great book! Awesome quote!
I like this from “Adventure Time”.
“I’m gonna sass you up something nasty!”
Aaaawwwwww bitch…
-scary terry
they can’t kill the truth, so they try to assassinate the character
Buy the ticket, take the ride
Bye Felicia - Craig Jones
Censorship - protecting you from reality
"I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you. "
It/they fell off the truck…
I don’t don’t give a fuck what they say/think…
That’s your cross to bear…
Bad influence with good intentions. .
If it wasn’t the truth, it wouldn’t hurt.
it’s all mind over matter, I don’t mind and you don’t matter
Who are we as humans if we ignore the suffering of other?
you need to go with the time, otherwise you’ll go with the time
If you’re going to be dumb, you got to be tough.
“The forces in a capitalist society, if left unchecked, tend to make the rich richer and the poor poorer.”
You never realize what you have until it’s gone.
Toilet paper is a good example…
I asked a plumber about those two “plumbers rules” he said there are actually three plumbers rules, including the first couple you quoted.(paydays Friday and shit runs downhill)…the third is" don’t chew your fingernails"