“Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent”
My dad taught me the 6 P’s
Proper Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance
“Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative”
My smart ass southern wife has several
'are you hard of hearing or hard of understanding?,
I can explain it for you but I can’t understand it for you!
Whatever happened to you happened to me…
Same thing only different…right?
the only constant in life is change…
Don’t let your mouth write a check your ass won’t cash
That shit don’t apply to me…or
It’s not a problem until it’s a problem for administration.
" if the wind changes your face is gonna stay like that " haha
Only dead fish … go with the flow : )
My horse philosopher friend Dennis Reis says “wisdom comes from experience and experience comes from a lack of wisdom,”
Money, so they say, is the root of all evil today. P. Floyd
Experience is the name we give to our past mistakes!
Work hard, play hard, eat hard, sleep hard, grow big and wear glasses if you need them. ~Webb Wilder
He who snatch kisses when young, kiss snatches when old.
Confucius
“If freedom of speech is taken away, then dumb and silent we may be led, like sheep to the slaughter.”— George Washington
“If it’s one or two people- it’s them. If it’s everyone- it’s you” - a friend of mine
Don’t sweat the petty stuff and don’t let the sweaty stuff
I’ve come here today to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I’m all out of bubble gum…
Sometimes I wonder if all this is happening because I didn’t forward that email to ten other people.
“You have to be a man before you can be a gentleman.”
John Wayne.
“What the fuck was that?”- Mayor of Hiroshima