" don’t piss down my back and tell me it’s raining"
~ Outlaw Josey Wales
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Do or do not there is no try.
That is the single most predictable and boring thing that anybody has ever said about anything, ever.
-Vyvian
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I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I’m all out of bubblegum.
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I posted this in here already! What a phony!
I swear I’m not following you around lol Just the way my thread checking is going so far.
Not my circus, not my monkeys…
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How do you know I’m fat?
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If you’re not busy doing something, you’re busy doing nothing.
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I reckon so…
Get busy livin’ or get busy dyin’ - Brooks.
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i am jacks cancer, i get cancer i kill jack
I watched a movie one time that had a character named Motherfncker Jones. Not shitting a bit.
Anyways he is with a guy in a bar and the guy goes " Why they call you Motherfncker, Motherfncker?"
Can’t remember the movie cuz I was not really watching it, but my ears perked up when I heard that.
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Horrible Bosses according to google. I vaguely remember that now that you mention it.
The difference between a flower and a weed is a judgment
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Oh my God, they killed Kenny!
You bastards!
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Things are easier got than gotten rid of.
Fuck Everything And Relax
Finger Ears And Rears
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Tha gets it !!!
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