Best sayings!....EVER!

[spaceman]

I like yours moar betterer!

[Slick1]

Thanks lol

I’m not sure whether I should be more flattered or concerned

[spaceman]

It’s all good bro.

[spaceman]

[Purple-N-Hairy]

This is a very OG saying…

Necessity is the mother of invention

[BigMike55]

Today is only yesterday’s tomorrow.

[Slick1]

I used to work for this guy when I was like 18 who was cool as hell and we’d always be joking around and shit. He was putting off a job until the next day (and I was happy about it) but I jokingly said basically that line. He said “hey that’s pretty good! Ok lets go do it”. Boy did that backfire

[beacher]

Lol judge judy used to always say this.

[spaceman]

[spaceman]

[SaintAliasKnife]

[Senor_frijoles]

This is my favorite by him.

[Oldjoints]

[SomeDataPackets]

It was tight as a goose’s ass; that’s WATER tight.

My old boss.

[mndlss]

there are no chicks with dicks, just dudes with tits

[anon98660487]

[Shadey]

Rodney…

[SaintAliasKnife]

2000+ years and it could have been written yesterday.

[EugeneDebs420]

I’m higher than I white girl at an edm show.

[EugeneDebs420]

“The old world is dying, a new one struggles to be reborn, now is the time of monsters”