Best sayings!....EVER!

“Last words are for fools who haven’t said enough”

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My friend, when I showed him my White Widow plants. Couple years ago.
“Those sumbitches are hairier than a '70’s Porn Star!”

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Mike !!! So funny

I think you should try to wipe your butt without getting it on your hands. I couldn’t come up with anything that’s an old story.

That’s like good intentions you just intending to get screwed.

From a movie I watched maybe 20 years back

“If you don’t know where to start, go back to the beginning”

“Anything free is worth saving up for”

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How about…

“Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery that mediocrity can pay to greatness.”

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( ah, am i driving ok) ah, i think were parked man.

I give up!!!

I’m trying to get some work done I can’t think of anything right now but is hot. When you get older it’s good for the arthritis. Peace

“Our revenge will be the laughter of our children”

Bobby Sands

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Putting the laughter back in slaughter since '83!

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Weed will get you through times without money better than money will get you through times without weed. Paraphrasing Freewheelin’ Frank

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“The only reason for time is so that everything doesn’t happen at once” – Albert Einstein .

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You can’t spell healthcare without thc.

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Never trust anything that bleeds for seven days and doesn’t die…

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If it’s brown flush it down, if it’s yellow let it mellow…

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Don’t be afraid to shoot the puck, it won’t hurt you.

Shoot the puck Barry, shoot the puck!

Its mine and I can wash it as fast as I want

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This is a Canadian saying “Fuckin’ Eh”

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