I’m a misunderstood genius
What’s misunderstood about you?
Nobody understands I’m a genius.
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In the quiet words of the virgin Mary, come again.
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Don’t forget the old classic ‘are you looking at my girl?’
This gives you two options, each with pretty much the same outcome:
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‘No, im not’ -> ‘are you saying shes ugly??’ -> getting beat up
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‘yes I was’ -> ‘YOURE DEAD’ -> getting beat up
It’s quite a brilliant strategy for douchebags!
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You’d love a night out in koko’s 
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“What girl?” 20charqcters
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You’re like the dalai lama. I saw no options for a peaceful resolution there 
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Some guy tried to start a fight with me one time for no reason. I silently let him finish his assault, spit on the ground and glared straight at him. He left very quickly.
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Don’t let fear and common sense stop ya boy, wanna get froggy?? LEAP BITCH
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Boy, you’re as useless as an asshole with taste buds
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Dyin ain’t much of a livin, boy.
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“…and you will know my name is the Lord, when I lay my vengenace upon thee!” --Pulp Fiction
I can go on with what I think are cool sayings from THAT movie for DAYS!
and a more positive one from a Grateful Dead song…
“Once in a while you get shown the light,
In the strangest of places,
If you look at it right”
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Holy jumping Jezus, flying faggot ass’d fuck boy!! Why won’t you listen??
=My dad lol
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There’s no use lookin’ up a dead horse’s ass. - My mom.
English is my wife’s second language, and due to her pronunciation/accent, the above saying has morphed into “there’s no use lookin’ up a dead whore’s ass.”
If I am complaining about something I can’t change, my wife will just say “you’re looking in a whore’s ass.” It always makes me giggle.
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To a scientist, alcohol is a solution!
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I was just watching The Matix (again)
and came across the rooftop shooting scene…
“…dodge this… (bang)…”
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Bitch you ain’t got the since to pour piss out of a boot with the instructions on the heel
Fuck you in the neck
Fun yourself you’ll get more pussy
It’s better for people to think you’re an idiot than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
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Busy as a one legged man in a ass kicking contest.
Crying like a rat eating onions. 
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Well now aren’t you special… window licking special
your sooo dumb you can smell the color purple
couldn’t organize a root in a brothel with a fist full of fifties
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When ever my great grandmother had to compromise, she would always say, I suppose its better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick.
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