Fuckin’ Lahey. Comedy gold.
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“I AM THE LIQUOR!” 
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Brick Top lives!
It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends upon his not understanding it. - Upton Sinclair
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The sad story of a lot of state employees
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Your mind is like a parachute it has to be open to work…
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Throw up your dick beaters, lets dance!
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…dude gave it to me…
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That’s not mine…
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I’m a grower not a shower… 
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I have been saying this all my life…I’ve been looking for my next future ex girlfriend…
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It may be short but it sure is skinny.
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Been saying this too…If you don’t want to be my friend that’s totally fine with me, it’s your loss not mine…
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Is that a innie or an outie??!
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Looks more like a dick than a clit.
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I’d rather be beating cakes than baking them
Why, that’s slicker than greased snot in yer back pocket.
Fucked up, as Hogan’s Heroes.
Hotter than the hinges of Hell.
Slicker than snot on a gold tooth.
Oatmeal is better than No Meal.
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