Having weed will get u through times of no money better than times of having money and having no weed
âThe forest was shrinking ,but the trees kept voting for the Axe for the Axe was clever and convinced the Trees that because his handle was made of wood he was one of themâ
Turkish proverb
there are three.
- the hot is on the left.
- shit rolls downhill.
- donât chew your fingernails.
payday depends on where you work. these are immutable, at least in the us. not sure if anyone else switches the hot and cold sides. now iâm curious.
My mom tells me this all the time.
anyone ever notice how many repeats there are? must be the short term memory. or the three year old threadâŠ
Yes
The actual condition is abbreviated CRS. Canât Remember Shit. Iâve definitely got it. 
I, painstakingly, read all of them before posting mine.
I, painstakingly, read all of them before posting mine.
Donât eat the yellow snow.
âyour momâ
we were raised during the height of mom jokes. if you didnt have thick skin, you didnt make it;)
When a Canadian east coaster see something extra ordinary,
âHoly cartwheeling Jeebuses!!â
Hard outta likes.
In my day, each person began with âYo mama,â not âyour mom.â The game (yes, itâs actually a game), called The Dozens. It was really popularized by Bo Diddley.
But itâs so tasty
Relationships are psychological
One person is psycho
The other person is logical
âYou can put lipstick on a pig but its still a pigâ 
Hard times create strong men, strong men create good times, good times create weak men, and weak men create hard times.
What shine is not gold
50% of people is here to fuck the other 50%
Life is a waste of time,
Time is a waste of life,
Get wasted all the time,
âŠand youâll have the time of your life! 
- unknown
Ps - actually donât, not worth it. Pls value your time and your life. 