Higher than a giraffe’s pussy
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The six P’s - Proper planning prevents piss poor performance
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You can’t complain when you’ve got Mary Jane
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There’s only 2 things in this world i can’t stand. Those who are intolerant of other peoples and cultures. And the Dutch
Got another joint? Sure would be cooler if you did.
Even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then
shitting in high-cotton to mean it cleans up nicely
good enough for government work to mean the effort is good enough for a job not worth doing
Don’t mean nuthin or “of no moment* means it didn’t or doesn’t matter.
5-year old threads can still bring it…/
“Does this smell infected to you?”
“I wonder what that sound was?”
“Hey, you just fell down a well, are you okay?”
What the fuck was THAT?
Said the the mayor of Hiroshima.
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@BigMike55 i think the direct quote was:
“What the fuck was… 
”
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“There are old mushroom hunters and there are bold mushroom hunters, but there are no old bold mushroom hunters.”
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Heres my favorite.
“He who stirs the shit pot, must lick the spoon”
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“Coffee and love taste best when hot”
“Half a load is better than just a fart.”
Liquor in the front, poker in the rear……
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I once rented a house where one of the faucets was reversed, with hot on the right.
This was West Virginia in the early 80s. “You have hot and cold running water in the house, and you’re complaining that the faucets are on the wrong side? Rich people’s problems!”
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Those little caps? The ones that say Hot and Cold? You can remove them and switch them around. Just saying. Maybe too “down and dirty” for rich folks, tho. Lol
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Any of Jim Laheys shit analogies. I personally like the “Beware the shitrope” but the “shiticane blowing the winds of shit” is another classic.
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“We’re in the eye of a shitticane, Ricky is a low shit system.”
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Cross the supply lines under the sink. I had to do it for a bathroom in my shop a couple months back. Some half assed plumber figured since there’s two bathrooms with sinks back to back it’s easier to just run the plumbing as-is from one sink to the one on the other side of the wall, but didn’t think about crossing the pipes, so since that’s how they came out of the wall, they were connected backwards. 
Just buy longer supply lines and correct the issue, and mark your shut off valves so you remember which is which if you have an emergency.
…and on-topic-
the above is like watching two monkeys fucking a football
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Money is the root of all evil, today.
P. Floyd
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How do you put a cork in it if you dont have a cork?
Denise the Menace
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