Cold hands, warm heart
And
Waddya think is in the burger?
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Dysfunction junction whats your malfunction?
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âAny last words⊠Yeah just three.â
âIm gonna tongue punch your mother in the fart boxâ
âFuck me if im wrong but youâre thinking of having sex with me right now.â
âI may have alzheimerâs but at least i donât have alzheimerâsâ
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âThe axe forgets, the tree remembers.â - african proverb
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A catchy Russian admonition - âDonât stir your dick in the tea.â
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If you can get the five in back to choke the two in the front youre cooking with the gas lol
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Excuses are like assholes, everybody got one and they usually stink
Shout out @TheHighCheef i seen he posted in 2020 haha
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Some Scottish classicsâŠ
âYou are as much use to me as a wet c**t on a nunâ
âI have about as much use for you as a pint of Gnats pissâ
âYer mum has a cock and Yer dad likes itâ
" Away and take yer face for a shite (ie: They are talking shit)"
âYouâre a walloper (Penis)â
âHow long is a blind mans mile?â as a retort
âYour umbilical cord came out pre-wrapped around your neck, So yer mum could correct her mistakeâ
"If I had a face like yours, Iâd stand on my hands, shave my head and teach my arsehole to talk "
âGet it right up yeâ
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Not a saying but one of the hardest quotes in history.
âWhy do you quote laws at us, we who carry swordsâ -Pompey the Great
I didnât come here to fuck spiders .
Aussie slang
âYour mother was a Hamster and your father smelt of elderberriesâ
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âNever in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so fewâ
Winston Churchill speech in June 1940 after the battle of Britain when the RAF kicked the Luftwaffe arse over the skies of Britain in doing so preventing the German invasion.
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Be the change you want to see in this world 
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I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass⊠And iâm all out of bubblegum.
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âIm tired of babysitting boys through acid trips so they can try and grasp basic concepts i understood when i was 9, like how other people exist and have feelingsâ
-some girl
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" Thereâs an asshole for every seat "
âŠused car salesmen everywhere
âBut your still looking at me that same damn way⊠Like i just shit in your scrambled eggsâ Negan, Walking Dead
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Slicker than deer guts on a doorknob
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