Uglier then a hat full of arsholes. 
Itâs quiet, almost too quiet. Ya know that kinda quiet like just before the hooker pees on you!
How bout smellier than a bucket of buttholes
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âShit fire and save the matchesâ is a local favorite of mine.
For the 20 somethingâs that think life is fucking you! Buckle your seat belt youngster because life hasnât even begun to fuck you yet!
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Save gas, fart in a jar.
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âQueer as a clockwork orangeâ cockney saying, emphasizing the forceful mechanical organization of an organic being.
Watch out where the Huskiesâ go and donât you eat that yellow snow.
also Frank Zappa
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âMake sure you consume a lot of liquid before coming over.â
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Be thankful for that
And asparagusâŠlegumes?
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It costs extra but if thatâs what youâre intoâŠ
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âWhenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, itâs time to pause & reflect.â
Mark Twain
Take this job and shove it.
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Asparagus water.
Also Samuel Clemens - âNever put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after.â Itâs my life philosophy.
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" lifes a bitch and so am i" my mother loves to trll me this
â Donât sweat the petty things, pet the sweaty things.â
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Its easier to ask for forgiveness than to ask for permission
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