" if i knew then what i know now"
Daddy always said : Boy once you get past the smell you got it licked.
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The first half of my life. I was going to leave my mark on the world. Everybody was going to know my name.
The last half. I just been trying to cover my tracks?
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As one homeless man said to a policeman: fuck you
It sounds like a joke of course, but you knowâŠsometimes you really need to tell a certain person to show off your life to make it brighterâŠ
I can explain it to you again. I just canât understand it for you.
I dont smoke weed any more, i also dont smoke weed any less
Youngster donât tell me what you THINK you know. I have a hemorrhoid older than you! .
My welding forman who is about 65 saysâŠâive had more sick days than youve had work daysâ⊠to all the 20-something welders
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Gettin old ainât for pussies
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âAdventureâ is discomfort retold at leisure.
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Shit, son! Iâve forgotten more than you will ever know!
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If I were a Jedi there is a 100% chance that I would use the force inappropriately!
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Leave the gun take the cannolis
This one randomly popped in to my head just now and I remembered this thread.
âA lit candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.â
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Youâve got to know when to hold 'em
Know when to fold 'em
Know when to walk away
And know when to run.
My luck is so bad.
I could run through a field of naked women and I would trip on a dâk!
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âYou need to make like a tree and get the fuck out.â
Just heard that and it had me rolling.
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Im gonna make like a baby, and head on outa here.
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Make like a banana and fuck off.
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