This was My Motto in the construction field
The Bitterness of Poor Quality remains Long after the Sweetness of Low Price is Forgotten.
Found people would always pay more if you quoted this
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If you want, you’ll look for solutions
If you don’t want you look for excuses
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That’s way better than ‘What’s taking so long?’ ‘Quality takes TIME…’ 
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Don’t test to see how strong it is because it will be broken when you find out.
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Classic The Old Man sayings:
“It’s nothing to go apeshit over.”
and the classic:
“Wish in one hand and crap in the other. Guess which one fills up first.”.
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“No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet, death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it, and that is how it should be, because death is very likely the single best invention of life. It’s life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new.”
Steve Jobs
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“Our ignorance is not so vast as our failure to use what we know.”
-- M. King Hubbert
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“Get two birds stoned at once” - Ricky
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My step dads old favorite:
Boy… if it’s got tits or tires there’s always gonna be problem!!
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“You wanna get high man?” – Chong (Tommy Chong)
“Does Howdy Doody got wooden balls man?” – Cheech (Cheech Marin)
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“Si un cuerpo se pedorrea,es que está vivo” Don Juan Matus
“If a body farted, it’s that it’s alive” Don Juan Matus
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Only the lead dog gets a change of scenery… all the rest are just seeing the same asshole.
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Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank
Give a man a bank and he can rob the world
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Flat out like a lizard drinking
Busier than a 1 legged man in an arse kicking contest
You ain’t a full box of crayons now are ya
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I have to bleed the dragon
or walk the Lizzard
Oh and I have to see a man about a horse
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“Never trust a hitchhiker wearing a cowboy hat and a hospital gown.”
– Sonny Elliot
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Words to live by@spaceman
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“The Earth is a very small stage in a vast cosmic arena. Think of the endless cruelties visited by the inhabitants of one corner of this pixel on the scarcely distinguishable inhabitants of some other corner, how frequent their misunderstandings, how eager they are to kill one another, how fervent their hatreds. Think of the rivers of blood spilled by all those generals and emperors so that, in glory and triumph, they could become the momentary masters of a fraction of a dot.”
-Carl Sagan
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“When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy’. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life.”
- John Lennon
Happy birthday, Mom!! Love you!!! 
RIP
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