“Its lipstick on a shit pig”
This is just the tip of the shitberg"
- Mr Lahey -
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All through the 60’s to the 2000’s the metro Detroit area was graced with the wisdom from TV and radio personality/weathercaster.Sonny Eliot.
Here are some examples:
“Love may be blind, but it sure can find it’s way around in the dark.”
“The only time you should place your wife on a pedestal is when the ceiling needs painting.”
“Happiness is a husband who doesn’t suspect a thing.”
“An auto mechanic is a guy who can smile when things go wrong.”
“Those going forth with a fifth on the Fourth won’t be going forth on the Fifth.”
RIP Sonny, thanks for all the laughs.
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“Being honest may not get you a lot of friends but it’ll always get you the right ones.”
– John Lennon
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“Some rob you with a six gun, some with a fountain pen”: Woody Guthrie
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Yea, though I walk through the shadow of the valley of death, I shall fear no evil. For I am the meanest motherfucker in the valley.
Open wide the Gates of Hell! I bring you many dead.
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Clean the toilet bowl?..you mean piss harder.
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It’s not the fall that will kill you, it’s the sudden stop.
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and flush twice 
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Never trust a man in a wheel chair with dirty shoes .
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Like a one legged man in an ass kicking contest .
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six out of seven dwarfs aren’t happy
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Lol at the minge …Old Romney Gypsy Speak term for vajayjay …
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“Excuses are like assholes, we all have one and they all stink” Coach
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“Just smile and wave boys… just smile… and wave” the penguin from Madagascar
“The strawberries taste like strawberries… the snozzberries taste like snozzberries!” Willy Wonka
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Some of My favorite quotes from UNKO BOB aka BOB MARLEY:
“You can fool some people sometime, but you can’t fool all the people all the time”
“One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain”
“Don’t gain the world and lose your soul, WISDOM is better than silver and gold”
“The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for”
“Some people feel the rain, others just get wet”
“Herb is the healing of a Nation, Alcohol is the destruction”
“The people who were trying to make this world worse are not taking the day off. Why should I?”
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Love is like a fart - if you have to force it, it’s shit. 
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some days you’re the dog some days you’re the hydrant
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