Best sayings!....EVER!

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take your feet of your face and look around you your not the only one getting fucked in this life ?
or harden up buttercup still love that one til today rofl

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A man strikes you, make him bleed. He makes you bleed, you break his bones. He breaks your bones, kill him. Being hit is inevitable, strike back twice as hard.

Bruce Lee

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That reminds me of another Sonnyism, “To a midget, everybody smells the same.”

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Two me Nan used to say
No one will care in a hundred years and People can only judge you by thier own intelligence, so a lot of people will think you’re thick as pig shit.

A couple I like are, it says Oxo on the front of buses but they don’t sell it.
The other is a reply when someone asks if you think you’re hard, reply, no but I’ve done a few who thought they were.
And one from me dad, never trust short men or cripples

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Dance with the devil, and the devil changes you. You don’t change the devil.

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Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer still.

When on dangerous ground, seek peace, when on deadly ground, fight.

Sun Tzu Art of war.

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if you hear a loud pop it’s your head coming out of your ass

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“Life isn’t about waiting for the storm to pass it is about learning to dance in the rain.”

“Good judgement comes from experience and experience comes from bad judgment.”

“It’s not the size of the dog in the fight it is the size of the fight in the dog.”

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There is no such thing as bad weather, just the wrong clothes. Billy Connoly

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Lol
my full body latex

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151

Some things just can’t be unseen.

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Don’t take wooden nickels for sexual favors.

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I know you want to see that


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I just shat an orgasm


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Or unsmelled, or untasted.

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“Only time I say no, is if they ask me if I’ve had enough.” My dad when it came to smokin grass.

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How 'bout a nice hot cup of shut the fuck up?!!

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The best part of you ran down your mamas legs.

You were first case in recorded history where the baby died and the afterbirth lived

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Sorry for my delayed response, sir!


Lined with thick wool. These are the warmest fuckin’ things you can get (besides battery-powered boots). I used to wear them at -40, no problem.

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Those look absolutely amazing! :thumbsup: