Malibu Pure Kush x Lemon Thai smoke report:
Looks:
These are not the greatest pics I’ve ever taken haha, I realize that. Feeling a little shaky today. Honestly, though, this weed is not “impressive”-looking in that sorta “Is it coated in crystals???” sense. But I will say that it does look intriguing… Or it does to me, anyway.
Oh, and before I go any further, this is what she looked like on Chop Day:
Just so we all remember haha.
She was such a weird plant while she was growing. Super-stretchy, so maybe a Malibu leaner. But the flower morphology didn’t really appear to be MPK-ish. And Doc (and everything else I’ve read) said that Lemon Thai is one of those “squat Sativa”-type plants. So possibly a real “50/50” hybrid?
Smell: I’ve been having such a hard time trying to figure this one out, but I’ve finally settled on “moist/lemon” haha. I realize that sounds gross and it actually really is kind of gross (my friend Deanna, tiny lesbian chick, used to rant about how much she hated the phrase “moist panties” haha), but I can’t figure out another way to put it. It smells “wet,” which, I don’t even really know what I mean by that. And there is for sure a lemon element to it. Not “citrus,” but lemon. Not “candied lemon" or “lemon peel” or “lemon cleaner” or even “real lemons.” Just “Lemon” haha. Maybe “generic lemon” is the best way to put it?
I dunno. It doesn’t smell bad, though; it just smells kind of blahhhh haha.
Taste: Spicy hash. Total “exotic spice” on the front-end and hash hash hash on the exhale. It tastes very good, but it isn’t anything super-complex or whatever. I like it, though.
High: this one’s a classic “anytime” weed. It’s strong enough and good enough and satisfying enough. I’ve smoked it before bed, but it’s not my go-to before bed. I’ve smoked it in the morning, but it’s not necessarily my go-to in the morning, either. Smoked it in the afternoon and sometimes I’ve taken a nap afterwards, sometimes I haven’t.
I’d say it’s more of a daytime smoke. But it also works in the evening? Haha. Kinda weird that way, I guess, but if I only had one strain to blaze, this one would be a good one to have around. It’s not “pushy” in any one direction, either up or down. And I know that makes it sound boring, but it really isn’t. There’s not necessarily one thing I can point to and say,“Oh my gawwwwwwd, this weed is sooooooo fucking good!!!” but it is good weed.
And just a couple more notes: my ex was in town a few weeks ago and she did not like this one at all. But we were drinking a lot and also smoking a lot, so I dunno how she’d be able to differentiate between everything. She smokes a TON of weed, though, and spoke highly of some of the other things we blazed, so I trust her opinion. I don’t think she’d say that she didn’t like this one just to be a bitch or anything haha, but she was VERY adamant in expressing her opinion of this one.
Also, my friend Erica (self-proclaimed “Indica Fan” haha) swung by last week and I gave her samples of everything and she’s said that so far this is her favorite, so… What can you do? “Everybody’s cannabinoid receptors are different!” haha.
I do think that that speaks to the sorta “versatility” of this hybrid, though. I actually thought that Erica wouldn’t like this one, pretty surprised when she told me it was her favorite so far.
I dunno. Fuck it… haha.