(Announcer)
In the pole position we have one of our early co-favorites, the pack that started it all, give it up for Fleur De Mal’s Indiana Bubbegum, along with the Pit Crew of @Baudelaire, @Slick1, @anon93244739 and @Dirtron!!!
In lane two, representing the old school OG, running with a big block BOGbubble engine and NL#5 body styling, we have BOGglegum, supported by pit row boss @FailingForwards!!!
Rounding out our front row, in lane 3, hailing from SoCal and packing a Bubblegum Body Kit, and a futuristic StarDawg - Ion Pulse engine, we have Greenpoint Seed’s Bodega Bubblegum, backed by team manager @minitiger!!!
On the inside lane in the second row, were going back, wayyyyy back, to a classic, a living legend, THSeeds Bubblegum. Being run by the dynamic duo of team leader @middleman and back seat driver @Sebring!!!
In the middle spot of the second row, we have another representative of the new-new-school, the high revving, high octane, highly feminized CSI:Humboldt’s Bubblegum S1, backed by owner-driver @Art_Vandelay!!!
And rounding out our competition, our co-favorite is early betting, Powered by the remarkable breeding of @Kakalak, and backed by Soak’N’Beans Seedbank, rocking a neon slime green, purple, and fusha pink color scheme, the ulltimate bubblegum Hot-Rod, Calyx Bros.’ Bubblegum S1 !!!
(The crowd starts chanting, quietly at first, but building with the inevitability of a swelling wave being driven before an offshore storm… cal-yx, Cal-yx, CAL-YX)
RACERS, START YOUR ENGINES!!!