Heya, @DougDawson
Hope itās going good for you so far.
I had a ruff night. I picked jalapeno peppers to can yesterday. I thought I washed my hands real good, but I guess not. Anyways, I ended up scratching my testicles while naked and I guess there was still jalapeno juice under my nails. My boys were frickin burning all nite. I actually thought I was gonna have to go to the ER. LOL
12 Likes
Ooooppppsssa! Was I allowed to say āTesticlesā?
2 Likes
are you talking to us or the mods? 
3 Likes
Us of course.
I donāt think thereās much I could say that would affect what the mods do.
2 Likes
I know a guy this happened too and he spent the evening dipping them in warm milk 
5 Likes
2 Likes
A friend of mine and his wife love cooking. One night after cutting up hot peppers they thought they had washed good enough before bumpin ugliesā¦ Still crack up hearing the after effects for the both of them,ā¦
4 Likes
OMG. My Father did this with similar peppers! I came home to find him on the couch groaningā¦ He told me what happened so I then went an microwaved a bowl of milk just warm enough for him to dip his nuts into it to remove the oils.
We still havenāt told my Mumā¦ 
@Foreigner , I replied before seeing your story! Amazing!
3 Likes
1 Like
Warm milk??? Is this a thing???
Oh man, thatās horrible brother. Worst thing I ever heard of was when I was a kid. We went down to PEI to visit a relative of my step mothers. He was a fisherman and they were out on a boat when nature called. They headed for shore and Connie jumped out and headed into the trees. He did his business and when done wiped with a couple piles of leaves. Now Connie being out sitting in the damp boat all the time had himself a hemorrhoid problem. When he got back in the boat after a couple minutes he started to notice something wasnāt right Turns out he had grabbed a hand full of poison ivy and wiped with it. Off to the ER they went. That was my first time meeting Connie, in a hospital room, ass in the air and a tear in his eye.
2 Likes
I wonāt go into specifics; suffice it to say that I know from experience that any type of hot sauce, no matter how mild, should also never be used in any sort of private adult funtime 
3 Likes
Spicy food before that sort of fun time doesnāt work out very well either, even if you donāt taste the spice in your mouth or lips 
3 Likes
This can be VERY true, I can think of a number of bad endingsā¦ ROFLMAOā¦
1 Like
2 Likes
I donāt know why bad shit happens to me all the time.
Hell. Just yesterday, I get up out of bed, and step into the shower. Something didnāt feel right so I looked down. Dam if I didnāt still have my underwear on. In the shower. So I take them off, and used my foot to toss them out of the shower. Dam if they didnt land right in the toilet bowl. I said to myself, This is gonna be a long fnckinā day.
10 Likes
@BigMike55 Iāll take a hit of whatever your smoking in the am !
Gotta love mornings like that haha
4 Likes
Ice creams a good alternative lmao
2 Likes
But what about āshrinkageā?
2 Likes