from his shirt, I’d say he’s more Scattered Brained…
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Just @Slick1 . He asked that I keep it a secret, but the cats outta the bag now I guess…
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He drilled it out with a 1/16” bit 
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Dude. now its gonna be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway for @Slick1
1/64" bit is what he requested!
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It’s not the size of the boat, it’s the motion of the ocean! Although having an aircraft carrier doesn’t hurt 
Yeah but twice!
Better than when I visit your mom. That’s like opening the door and fucking the night 
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Opening the door and fucking the night… Thats a new one to my ears/eyes. I lawled.
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Yeah I’ve gotten various beverages to launch from people’s mouths over the years with that one.
Second is to randomly ask someone “so when you’re not gargling nutsacks what do you do for fun?”.
Sounds like an excellent first line for online dating victims.
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What do you do for work?
“so when you’re not gargling nutsacks what do you do for fun?”.
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Now see what ya’ll have done gone and r.u.i.n.t. this beautiful creature of of God.
Ok fuck it. Carry on!
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I one got arrested for fucking a screen door but it’s a different story. And it chafes
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No the opening line is-
“Hey what’s a clumsy polar bear good for?”
I don’t know what?
“Breaking the ice, what’s up?”
I started a landscaping business. Humor is my side hustle and doesn’t pay as much as I wish (anything really would be fantastic).
I read this in the voice of Helen Lovejoy from the Simpsons like when she says “won’t somebody think of the children?!” and got a good chuckle
Took my advice and added the part about chafing huh? Good call. Without it you’re admitting things you might not want to…
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Kind of like a chain mail condom it’s fetish porn.
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I’ve wanted to start a folk band called Chainmail Fuckvest for the longest time now.
Also a power funk trio called Tribal Thrust.
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In my best Al Pacino voice.
“I’m dyin’ ovah hea-ah!”
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went to a chinese buffet… i am so full and bloated i cant breath. my left arm started tingling so it set off my anxiety, those jerks mustve went nuts on the msg to make up for the money they lost from covid cus i only ate 2 plates and it feels like i ate 5… it hurts 
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I only ran 3 beans but with cuts it’s 5 plants, they were all very similar
how would they rank on your man this looks like its going to be fire scale ? i was looking at them a few times but never pulled the trigger
Evening everyone!
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hows it go abbbian what did you score in the giveaway!
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