Thanks but Iām serious. Oh how Iād twirl and let my hair swing freely, not caring who looked yet noticing the adoring gazes cast upon me. On top of the hair though Iād have great boobs cause I need to balance out the whole corn rows of back hair thing.
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And with a bunghole that can milk a diamond.
@Slick1 , boobs ontop of the head is my favorite way to nap.
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I mean they say prison changes a man, but not usually for the better @Slick1
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Hmmā¦ everybody at that bar you visit on the weekends dressed as a woman. I know, I was there, and when you freaked that guy out by telling him you were a chik-with-a-dik, dude, you need to realize, Applebees is NOT that kinda place!
Balance? weight wise I assume? LOL
Instant image that came to mind:
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Not in prison!
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Did you just assume my gender identity, (or genderdentity as I like to say)?
I might haveā¦ But that guy at applebees CERTAINLY didā¦ The way he freaked out man. I mean sure, you pass for a woman with your feminine side and allā¦ But you need to go to different joints to pickup your victims, uh, I mean dates dudeā¦ dudetteā¦ or just the slick one (hmm does that have more than one meaning? one must wonder now!). mwuhahaha
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I wasnāt even crossdressing though. It wasnāt a sexual thing at all. You saw my legs in that skirt, tell me honestly you wouldnāt show those bad boys off!
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Seattle high
You like like youāre in the Informer video
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I know youāre not dissing Snow right now you Rico Suave looking motherfucker!
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Man Alive !!! Wild around here tonight. Have a great one !!
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What the heck did I just walk into, looks around and backs out slowly.
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āwe are ladies! We do lady thingsā¦ Like shop for bras and dressesā¦and shitā¦ā
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Informer! Blablajdhsjdbdhajdhda, a licky boom boom dem!"
I know that song lol
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Just cause you have celiacās disease does not make bread gross! Maybe for you, but I canāt control what that man in applebees did to you with that loaf of french bread eitherā¦
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Snow showed up to a st louis bar and grill a buddy of mine worked kitchen. He was acting all big and got upset no one knew who he was. During this tantrum he ended up going to the pickup window for his food and name dropped himself at the same timeā¦ my buddy, unimpressed and deadpan replied: āoh i heard you already from in here. You seem to be quite the informer.ā; handed him his chicken and got back to work.
Fucking legend.
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