Fucking with scammers is a real thrill, Iāve been trying the Seinfeld approach lately.
I tell them Iām busy, not sure when Iāll be free. āHow about you give me your number and Iāll call you back when I get a minute?ā They never say yes since theyāre all spoofing numbers anyways.
When they refuse to give you a number to call, you say āOh, I guess you donāt want people calling you at home? Now you know how I feelā. Click.
I messed with a few that want to fix my computer because it is compromised. Had one guy going for five minutes. First off, which computer? I am using two. In the end I said was not using Microsoft as an operating system then he hung up.
This is so real to me. My dad had his father used for bayonet practice by some Polish soldiers. They took my dad away, eventually the Russians got him and he was taken away to a Siberian prison camp. He was finally let go when the Red Cross cam and asked to take a few of the sick. Since my dad was almost starved to death and was not much useful to do work he was let go. While he was there he would get scrounge some potato peels to eat. You would think he would not want to have eat potato after that. The opposite was true, to him a potato meant life. I ate a lot of potatoes growing up. He ended up in Canada and somehow found his family that was in East Germany under the Russians. He would send dollar bills to them in the middle of Life Savers sent for the kids.(Russians checked the mail and confiscated anything they wanted) He saved every cent that he could scrape together and sent the money over which they used to get to West Germany before the Berlin wall went up. My motherās family escaping the war was as harrowing also. Thereās was a tough generation. Fight to survive or die.
I ask em when the best time to call, when they donāt give me an answer I then ask āwell, when do you eat dinner? cause thats the perfect time for me to callā āclickāā¦
I had one go one for 15 minutes about my student loansā¦ (I have none)
I also had one that pleaded with me for a solid 10 minutes to āpay my back taxesā cause they didnāt wanna see me go to jail. I of course focused on why they didnt want me to go to jail, not the āunpaid back taxesā (again, I have none)
The best was a car dealer that pulled a bait and switch on me, and I left. Few weeks later I get a call from the salesman on a ācar for meā. Asked all sorts of questions, probably made the guy think he had sold the car on the phone, only to say āno thanks, the car I bought from your competitor two weeks ago suits me just fine, alot better than the bait and switch POS you showed me 3 weeks ago, now PLEASE remove me from your mailing and phone listsā. Well, they calledā¦ multiple times. I cued up a really loud porn clip and just put it on speaker and walked awayā¦ Clearly they didnāt get the hint at first.
On that note, I bet they have my name on file at their dealership with an asterisk and āpervertā next to it because of that LOL
I like to try to sell scammers something. Doesnāt matter what, just pick a product and go into a sales pitch. Coral Calcium, Amway, duct cleaning, lol. Just keep telling them if they give you a credit card number you can have them set up in no time. What, who canāt use a jelly of the month club subscription. Eventually they hang up on me 
If you want seeds folks, go to my circus thread. Itās going down now.
i always wait to hear their voice. Usually it is like a middle eastern accent, for some reason. then I say Hello, Mr. Scammer. What are you going to try to scam me out of today? what? your are not a scammer ? no way. I think you areā¦ The last one ended up calling me a pussy. last thing was, I AM NOT A SCAMMER! YOU ARE PUSSY!(in the pakistanny voice), CLICK!
So I was hoping to get some advice without starting a new topic. What should I add to amend a living soil/ coco mix? Amending because the grow finished and I assume the plants sucked all the nutrients out. Started with 2 bags sohum living soil, 4 bags fox farm ocean forest and a block of coco. I was planning on adding mushroom compost. I just donāt know what all I should add.
I kept one on the line for a good ten minutes making him think I was interested but just needed a little more convincing. Then I asked him if his mother and father knew what he did for a living. When he asked what I meant I replied āWell, I canāt think they would be very proud if they knew you were trying to scam a bunch of people out of the little they haveā.
I thought he would just hang up but the guy stayed on there for a good long time cursing me in English and whatever his language was.
I was impressed with his knowledge of English curse words TBH.
Wtf you guys talking about AHahahahahah
Paybacks to telescammers!
I swear Iām gonna get one of those air horn in a can deals and when they start their scamming crap blow that sumbitch right in their ear.
It must really suck to be in a position where you have to try and scam people for a living.
Yes I agree, lowest of low. My IPhone says scam call and does not answer, I block caller, delete number never answer any of them, I am however, long retired and pretty much know who will call me.
Now we can play pretty much any sound or effect we want just using our computer, I guess I might just play a big old fart and see how they like that
My dad is bald and Iām a ballbuster so he heard about it a lot growing up. I always wanted to change the AOL thing to say āYou have mailā¦pattern baldnessā.
Iāve decided I want to create a new strain.
I have no idea what genetics Iāll use, I just have a name.
I want to call it:
āCandygram for Mongoā.
Some Candy strain (e.g. Candy Rain) x some mango strain (e.g. Mango haze) = āCandygram for Mangoā (you can make it sound right depending on how you pronounce mango)
