I ask em when the best time to call, when they don’t give me an answer I then ask “well, when do you eat dinner? cause thats the perfect time for me to call” ‘click’…
I had one go one for 15 minutes about my student loans… (I have none)
I also had one that pleaded with me for a solid 10 minutes to “pay my back taxes” cause they didn’t wanna see me go to jail. I of course focused on why they didnt want me to go to jail, not the “unpaid back taxes” (again, I have none)
The best was a car dealer that pulled a bait and switch on me, and I left. Few weeks later I get a call from the salesman on a “car for me”. Asked all sorts of questions, probably made the guy think he had sold the car on the phone, only to say “no thanks, the car I bought from your competitor two weeks ago suits me just fine, alot better than the bait and switch POS you showed me 3 weeks ago, now PLEASE remove me from your mailing and phone lists”. Well, they called… multiple times. I cued up a really loud porn clip and just put it on speaker and walked away… Clearly they didn’t get the hint at first.
On that note, I bet they have my name on file at their dealership with an asterisk and “pervert” next to it because of that LOL