Mine are just “naturally” starched by me walking around in them.
Sock races are fun when you toss em against a glass window and they slide down to see who wins.
Just like the panties in Zombie Strippers!
One of the above is a joke; which one? 
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What’s the best way to attach googly eyes lol ?
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No speaking, equal typing, hive mind?
You burning holes in tube socks like a teenager over there? 
Hell on a keyboard though.
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So you’re smashing your face repeatedly into the keyboad?
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You’re not?!
Not much of a “pigeonman” then after all
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Imma gonna go with:
1: Glue
2: Semen
3: That blue thing over there.
4: The concept of world peace.
@Slick1 , I don’t owe you an explanation of how my tentacles work.
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Tongue typing is the new way of keyboard texting if your sock puppets don’t work.
Gets a bit wet your sock puppet should handle wiping up the slober
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If you have video proof of this you could make a lot of money in the redlight district! 
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Canadian pigeons must be some sight!
You just gave me an idea. I have Swype on my phone so I can just drag my finger to the letters and it’ll put them together (with 70% accuracy). I could be lick spelling shit like a madman if I wanted to!
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That blue thing over there sounds good to me fella long as the chicken isnt getting choked
@Slick1
Tounge dragging 
Bit-Che’s be drippin
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Or for the tech inclined you could always enable speech to text
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Adios mi amigos tu es cansado mucho trabahadour…
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Yeah right don’t get me started with that shit
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Fuckouttahere with that logic shit poindexter.
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MAKE
A
DATING
APP
I promise you I would never use it, would be proud of you if it was scripted to 'gasm-sound when you swipe for YES; and an unsatisfied “ohh…” when you swipe for no.
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That was option 1! We’re on option 2 because it’s already 2022 for us in the know.
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That’s all I know in Spanish no más semillas
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Only if the notifications for matches were as follows-
Someone replies or reacts positively to your message or profile results in a high pitched porn moan that says “yeah, you fucking like that?”
If someone deletes your message or passes on you a disgusted valley girl voice says “eww, yeah right ugmo”
And there’s no way to disable the notifications, preferably even if you try to uninstall the app so you just live like this now until you get a new phone. Work out deals with cell providers to get a kickback when someone buys a new phone cause of it, bam profits.
I know enough to get me in trouble but not nearly enough to talk my out of it.
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@Slick1
The sock with the glove inside is called a fefe
But I can see the confusion
Sock on the ?
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