Yeah man I hear that more of a get it off your chest type deal ā¦
Deff crazy looking at a plant after stretch how massive it has grown then watching it fill in and predicting weight then at chop thinking yeah itās gonna be pretty decent then you get everything all dry and end up shrugging your shoulders lol realistically I think we never actually meet our predicted outcome
Well not me always shoot for the starts 
yeah i canāt complain. at least this one wasnāt stolen this year.
Psft jealous people man thatās all that is and itās disgusting really ā¦.
A thief is no better then a snitch
yeah it has happened to meā¦ i think 3 times. shitty neighbors. they stole a nice harvest 1 day before i was going to chop. the last time they tried i heard someone right around the corner of where their property meets mine, shined a flashlight at they disappeared, i was sitting there with an axe handle waiting for them, lol.
Bear trap should do them good ā¦fuck all that out here people arenāt that dumb or grow their own
Same thing happened once. Ripped on the night of the first frost.
I just happened to crazy glue giant fan leaves to every window of his car, put on āunpeelableā bumper stickers my friend had made that said āI steal other peoples pot and smoke itā, and leftover crazy glue in the locks. I wanted to make thermite and put a little on the hood and watch it melt to the asphalt below, but fear of hitting a gas line and the resulting explosion curtailed that. Still, I wonder if he thought it was worth it ripping me off afterwardsā¦
No booby traps! Bad enough if ya got pinched with plants. But anything designed to maim or kill in protection of plants, will REALLY up the ante against you. Researching licenses here, you get priority in the application process if you have cannabis related offenses on your record (2 misdemeanors, or 1 felony). But setting booby traps is a lifelong ban from a license. and serious jail time. Canāt stress it enough, its not worth itā¦
i got greedy with the nice harvest they stole the day before. i was hoping they would pack on some weight otherwise i would have cut them earlier. and i had fishing line everywhere to make it more difficult, but they just matrixād that shit, lol.
Was the axe for chopping the plant!? 
People can be crazy indeed! Careful with that axe Eugene!
just the handle, for a quick whoopinā. lol
A look from a rabid dog should indeed send signals! No need to bite or bark! Just the teeth!
I pulled a single purple indica the night before (a rarity for us to have at that time). She was done for sure, but the bag seed sativas still had a few weeks if they survived the frost. He ripped it way too early 
i had a nice āHarlequin BXā globe shaped bush the fuckers stole. i really wish i had that harlequin (cbd)
I get that but isnāt there a way to defend oneself against outright thieves and or crooks!? Justice!? Tough!! I do not like retaliation but some kind of action should exist!@
maybe barbed wire or something?
with electric shock tied to them, good idea!?
Pest control 
electric fences arenāt meant to killā¦ and keep deer away
Believe it or not, thieves have scary amounts of rights. When I was in grade school, a local kid caught a guy half in and half out of his basement window, coming in. Kid freaked and cut the guy with a steak knife. Thief sued the family and won because of some fucked up loop in the law.
Just not worth it if you search booby traps and the laws. That shits harsh because theres intent to harmā¦ An electric fence is meant to zap large animals
Unfortunately my livestock guardian dogs are a liability as well. And if I put up a sign warning of ābeware the dogā, a lawyer will say I had prior knowledge of the dogs propensity to attack. That proves " negligence ".
Iām glad Missouri courts understand protection of life and property. For the most part, that is.
My dogs are working dogs inside of clearly marked boundaries but a thiefās lawyer will take any possible advantage. BTW the dogs stay anyway.
Our tort laws here are just plain messed upā¦ Check this scenario and tell me how it makes any sense.
I have a dirtbike, and I sneak into a quarry, going around a fence thats broken. Iām an idiot, I see a dirt mound and I jump off it, hitting a piece of machinery, damaging quarry property, my bike, myself, and requiring emergency assistance from first aid / police.
In Jersey? I can sue the quarry for lack of maintenance of the fence, not making it harder for me to sneak in, and I can actually win (not that I would, but people do, and thats why its draconian laws against off road vehicles here).
Just a few miles away, in Pennsylvania? The quarry can sue me for the damages to their machinery, the township first aid / police can bill me for unnecessary use of services, because I WAS an idiot, and its my fault, NOT the quarryās faultā¦
Iāve never sued a property owner for my idiocity (when I was 13 I ruptured my spleen, broke ribs, bruised kidneys and spent 10 days in the hospital after tieing a kids big wheel on the back of a yz80 in the woods, and wrapping myself around a treeā¦) My parents went to the other kids parents, said that we were both idiots, lets both submit to our insurances, and then split the restā¦ No million dollar lawsuitsā¦ People these days see that as a lottery ticket, my parents saw it as two idiotic boys doing stupid shitā¦
Butā¦ We coulda sued the farmer for ease of accessā¦ stupid as it is, and despite not having his permission (as a matter of fact, I dont think he ever even found out I had been injured on the property)
yeahā¦ all this "iām going to sue you/this place/etc these days is ridiculous.