Dear p____,
I donāt think I like anymore,
You used to watch me shave,
Now all u do is stare at the floor.
Oh dear p____,
I donāt like you anymore.
It used to be u and me,
A paper towel, and a dirty magazine,
Thatās all we needed to get by.
Now it seems things have changed,
I think that your the one to blame.
Dear p____,
I donāt like u anymore.
Now he sings,
Dear Rodney,
I donāt think I like u anymore,
āCause when u get to drinkinā
You put me places Iāve never been before.
Dear Rodney,
I dont like u anymore.
Why canāt we just get a grip,
On our man to hand relationship.
Come to terms with truly how we feel.
If we put our heads together,
Weād just stay home forever,
Dear p____,
I think I like you after all.
Oh and Rodney,
While yer shavinā,
Shave my b____
Iām gonna have to look for that, not sure that would made it past the WNEW censors since it wasnt satellite radio at the time.
John Valby is another oldie. I remember as a kid down the shore my older cousins had a tape of his playing, man oh man, my parents couldnāt get me inside fast enough!
ok, I mighta heard that one, thereās some faint memories coming back. Dang that was like, BEFORE the turn of the century! Wow, that phrase can make ya feel old! lol
Interesting noteā¦ One year ago last night I was in Cozumelā¦ BBQāing in the courtyardā¦ While Hurricane Zeta passed over us. Sausages were delicious (homemade by a local down the street). My buddy and I just grilled on the patio, watching the storm develop overhead. It really was neat to track the progress of the storm based on wind direction. Changing from north to south as it passed over us. We did have one fold up table get lifted about 6ft, spin around a few times and get tossed in our direction (we were chilling in an alcove), but the charcoal grill held strong and did its job The scene at the harbor was insanity all day with tons of boats being removed, moved inland, or even just secured around the port on dry land.
This photo was taken by someone in Playa del Carmen of Cozumel during the storm. Amazing pic to say the least!
Look up Shirley Q. Liquor.
Heās a white guy from Memphis who does a comedy act as a black woman. Frickin hilarious. Check out āWho My Baby Daddy?ā
I came face to face with this fat boy earlier this year while cleaning up a brush pile on my property, he never made a sound like most rattlesnakes Iāve come across in AZ.
I used to catch and relocate them but they just find their way right back and that all stopped after one sat right outside my front door and bit my dog as it walked outside. Now they get shot if theyāre too close to the house, I left this guy alone because he was far enough away from the house and could have nailed me right in the face but didnāt.
You are kind to leave that guy aloneā¦ I do not have venomous snakes but there are hundreds of feet of stone walls from the 1800ās on my property and around the house so lots of snakes. I generally leave them alone except those who surprise me when they are in the house downstairs. I shoot them with .22 shotshell. One spring when 4 of us were pulling off a 50x100 ft tarp off the garden we encountered a snake ball with hundreds of snakes some were freaking huge, There are eastern rattlesnakes found on a mountain about 7 miles west, never here, (yet) I have observed them and they seemed quiet and happy to be left alone
@Sqwee and @keene , That guy was right on the gravel drive out in front of my home. The Grand generation of my family play on that road. The dozing was done just across from my place and it ran him out.
I didnāt have to think long about whether or not to kill him.