Chat room (let's chat!) šŸ’¬ (Part 2)

a conversation between him and hisā€¦

Dear p____,
I donā€™t think I like anymore,
You used to watch me shave,
Now all u do is stare at the floor.
Oh dear p____,
I donā€™t like you anymore.

It used to be u and me,
A paper towel, and a dirty magazine,
Thatā€™s all we needed to get by.
Now it seems things have changed,
I think that your the one to blame.
Dear p____,
I donā€™t like u anymore.

Now he sings,

Dear Rodney,
I donā€™t think I like u anymore,
ā€˜Cause when u get to drinkinā€™
You put me places Iā€™ve never been before.
Dear Rodney,
I dont like u anymore.

Why canā€™t we just get a grip,
On our man to hand relationship.
Come to terms with truly how we feel.
If we put our heads together,
Weā€™d just stay home forever,
Dear p____,
I think I like you after all.

Oh and Rodney,
While yer shavinā€™,
Shave my b____

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Iā€™m gonna have to look for that, not sure that would made it past the WNEW censors since it wasnt satellite radio at the time.

John Valby is another oldie. I remember as a kid down the shore my older cousins had a tape of his playing, man oh man, my parents couldnā€™t get me inside fast enough!

Pigmeat markham was another

Lots of old nastyā€¦ish singer/comedians

ok, I mighta heard that one, thereā€™s some faint memories coming back. Dang that was like, BEFORE the turn of the century! Wow, that phrase can make ya feel old! lol

My love told me sheā€™s knitting me a new fall sweater and that the kids will love itā€¦

Well, Iā€™m chuffedā€¦ and itā€™ll match really well with my ruddy :canada: made Tillyā€™s Montana Hat. :laughing:

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Lol Rodney Carringron, saw him on his second tour. Funny guy.

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Yep, I found out it was actually Rodney did that song, but only after Iā€™d heard Stephen Lynch perform it

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Interesting noteā€¦ One year ago last night I was in Cozumelā€¦ BBQā€™ing in the courtyardā€¦ While Hurricane Zeta passed over us. Sausages were delicious (homemade by a local down the street). My buddy and I just grilled on the patio, watching the storm develop overhead. It really was neat to track the progress of the storm based on wind direction. Changing from north to south as it passed over us. We did have one fold up table get lifted about 6ft, spin around a few times and get tossed in our direction (we were chilling in an alcove), but the charcoal grill held strong and did its job :slight_smile: The scene at the harbor was insanity all day with tons of boats being removed, moved inland, or even just secured around the port on dry land.

This photo was taken by someone in Playa del Carmen of Cozumel during the storm. Amazing pic to say the least!

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Oh man! If we could just harness all that energy that city would have free power for a year!
:astonished:

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image

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Look up Shirley Q. Liquor.
Heā€™s a white guy from Memphis who does a comedy act as a black woman. Frickin hilarious. Check out ā€œWho My Baby Daddy?ā€

I came face to face with this fat boy earlier this year while cleaning up a brush pile on my property, he never made a sound like most rattlesnakes Iā€™ve come across in AZ.

I used to catch and relocate them but they just find their way right back and that all stopped after one sat right outside my front door and bit my dog as it walked outside. Now they get shot if theyā€™re too close to the house, I left this guy alone because he was far enough away from the house and could have nailed me right in the face but didnā€™t.

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You are kind to leave that guy aloneā€¦ I do not have venomous snakes but there are hundreds of feet of stone walls from the 1800ā€™s on my property and around the house so lots of snakes. I generally leave them alone except those who surprise me when they are in the house downstairs. I shoot them with .22 shotshell. One spring when 4 of us were pulling off a 50x100 ft tarp off the garden we encountered a snake ball with hundreds of snakes some were freaking huge, There are eastern rattlesnakes found on a mountain about 7 miles west, never here, (yet) I have observed them and they seemed quiet and happy to be left alone

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I think I saw you out and about in that hat and sweater the other dayā€¦

Did you get a haircut?

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Nope!

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Iā€™m not seeing the Jason Mamoa here :thinking:

When I saw it earlier my first thought was

Freddy was the second though.

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THIS IS ACTUALLY SO MUCH COOLER NOW!

:fist:

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@Sqwee and @keene , That guy was right on the gravel drive out in front of my home. The Grand generation of my family play on that road. The dozing was done just across from my place and it ran him out.
I didnā€™t have to think long about whether or not to kill him.

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Fully agree, I have whacked many a snake where the grand kids play now, where my kids played.

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That is such a shame @keene and @MoBilly.

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