Chat room (let's chat!) 💬 (Part 3)

Damn OTUG. I hate getting those kinda tests. The last time I went into one of those machines I was convinced that the doctors were gonna come back and be like “It can’t be. This is patient 0.” The nurse replies “for what?” Dr. Rosenbaumsteins steely gaze looks straight through her, “Everything… Call the government.”

Then some agency drags me out of the hospital with a bag over my head and I live out the rest of my days chained up in some secret government lab with doctors running tests on me trying to figure out how I’m still alive.

Also I just made my first batch of weed budder tonight with the help of many OG threads. Got some rice kripy treats ready for a relaxing Sunday funday.

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sounds like it, lol.

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Haha. Some one forgot what he was doing and kept licking the melted budder off his fingers while mixing.

The last time I made edibles everyone that partook got violently high. I’m not too gassed on having a repeat of that.

… I might get my wife to guinea pig one first.

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How is that possible? LOL. cannabis is not violent :wink:

ps. next time its that good? I want some! (raises hand to be a guinea pig)

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I’ll just give you the recipe for early onset Alzheimer’s brownies. Grind up 1.5-2 ounces of bud. Stir it in to your brownie batter. Bake.

I guess the weed decarboxylated while baking in the batter? Cuz I sure skipped that part.

But people were eating them, leaving 20 minutes later and couldn’t find their way home. I had one guy that didn’t leave because he forgot how to talk for a little while. Shit was intense lol.

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I mix half and half lol what ever the brownie mix weighs I use that same amount of weed flour. The brownies are ‘killer’
I’ve seen folks fuse with their chairs

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Half and half by volume right?

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I just weigh the mix (dry) and add the same amount of ganja in fine-ground flour. Then add some cocoa to offset the flavor

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Lol you’re a mad man Johnny Potseed

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Gotta love how people think.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/surveillance-video-appears-to-show-new-jersey-councilwoman-drive-away-after-hitting-cyclist/vi-AA1073bn?ocid=msedgntp&cvid=bbfd3f6f652a4e0cadb5767bf89885f1

Ok, FOR SURE the councilwoman did a hit-n-run. She’s in the wrong for that. But it seems funny to me that all the uproar in the news is calling for her to resign, she hit n run, etc, yet NOBODY sees the cyclist being actually AT FAULT here. If I am not mistaken, cyclists here need to abide by the same rules of the road as cars do. Including stopping for red lights. Not only did this idiot cycle thru a red light, he passed cars on the left (also illegal on a double yellow line) that were stopped at that red light, then he CLEARLY looks to his left but never to his right as he lazily peddles thru the intersection.

Absolutely a candidate for the Darwin Awards…

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You just leave the material, including stems in the mix? Those have got to be some thick crunchy brownies. I guess they were very fibrous though :grin:

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Haha. You destem and depending on the era deseed everything before grinding it into dust.

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Yeah, thats definitely a good reason to infuse butter before baking lol. If you can get people to eat it though to each their own

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Haha. You could give people a weed stem to pick their teeth clean after eating one for sure lol

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No stems or seeds in ganja flour lol

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Well my old lady was joking on my rice krispies. She said they were trash after eating like 3 squares. Then she cut an entire strip out of the pan and ate that later in the day. Apparently that’s where all the butter went.

How do I keep the butter even in these things?

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I like to melt the butter and mix in kief or bho. I stir until it’s all dissolved and let re solidify. This has given me the best consistency with effect and portion size.

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That works.
What I do is after I strain my butter, I put it in the freezer for about 10-15 minutes. Take it out and whip it with a hand mixer. I feel it suspends the good stuff in the butter better. Just an old guys opinion.

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The whipped butter is much easier to handle for baking, and it looks nicer too. More like a food product and less waxen looking.

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#weedshouldtastegood

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