Okay, here’s the Bandaid Haze #6 smoke report.
Looks:
For once, my “no-flash” pics actually turned out better than my “flash” pics haha…
Smell: Like musty, spicy plastic. That’s really the only way I can describe it. I asked my girl what she thought it smelled like and I swear to gawd she said,“Bergamot.” haha! I was like,“Oh, fuck youuuu, seriously, what does it smell like?” She stood by her assessment and I don’t know if she was fucking with me about the Sky Cuddler Kush or if she actually thinks that, but in any event, I’m not getting any sorta “tea” smells from it at all. It really does just smell like musty spicy plastic to me.
Taste: not really a highlight here. Mostly just tastes like “good weed.” I wish I could be more descriptive, but I can’t. Been smoking this one both in joints and a bong, but I’m not picking up on too much. It doesn’t really matter anyway, because the high is so good, but yeah, I don’t think I’ll be pressing this one any time soon haha.
Effect: This is really, really fun weed. It’s a full-on, like, “typical stoner” high, that stereotype that non-smokers (and probably even smokers) have when they think of people getting high. It’s not the most sociable buzz, but it is very, very enjoyable.
I feel it pretty much immediately after smoking it, lightly baked, I guess. But somewhere between 10 and 20 minutes after blazing, there’s for sure a short-lived “mini-rush” that lasts for five to ten minutes which might make some people uncomfortable. I’m prone to panic attacks and it doesn’t bother me, though. I really think it’s just this weed’s way of saying,“Hang on, you’re about to be baaaaaaaked!” more than anything else.
After the mini-rush, it really settles in nicely and becomes this just totally comfortable and enjoyable two hour high. Think “sitting on your couch and giggling”-type of high. Or more accurately, “melting into your couch.” At one point on Saturday night, I found myself just sprawled out on the couch feeling very laid back, really comfortable and on the fourth episode of The Dropout, that dramatization of the whole Elizabeth Holmes thing. I really had no interest in watching it, but my girl suggested it and I thoroughly enjoyed it! So much so that we blazed some more of the #6 on Sunday afternoon and finished the whole thing. Was it the weed? Or was it just an excellent tv show??? Haha.
Also… HUGE munchies, the worst I’ve gotten since that Headbanger run last year. I found myself with, like, a hunk of parmesan cheese and some habanero-and-lime Kettle Chips and a few chocolate-covered macadamia nuts that my girl’s parents brought back from Hawaii a little while back all on the same plate, eating and being like,“Heh heh…” at whatever’s on tv. Full-on Stoner Weed. Very fun.
Totally threw my diet out of wack this weekend, though haha. I was eight pounds from my target goal on Friday; I don’t even wanna weigh myself today, I’m certain I gained five pounds. I ate like two big-ass bowls of farfalle with spicy chicken sausage, broccoli and cherry tomatoes on Saturday night after blazing half a joint of the #6 and then finished it off with like four of those chocolate-covered macadamias and then busted out a bag of sour cream and onion Kettle Chips and various other things haha. Potato chips for dessert! Why not?
Anyway, yeah, this is great, great weed. Suuuuuper-fun. Maybe not exactly what I was looking for with the Bandaid Haze, but maybe it was? And I just didn’t know it? Haha. Anyway, I still have to really dig in to the other three BAH’s and do some proper research, I’m sure there’ll be something different there, but if there isn’t, I really won’t be mad at all. The #6 is full-on “blast from the past”-type shit, makes me feel like I’m 13 again.
Edit: I did find one fully-formed seed so far, but that just seems to happen sometimes. I don’t think anything hermed.
, like serious. I sooooo feel you