That many!!!
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Hahaha. Right. My nephew was trying to say his mom was trying to convince him to get a mullet. My wife told him he isn’t white trash enough. 
I’m not sure what she’s trying to say about me.
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you have an educated guess
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I cosplay white trash. My life is weird as hell.
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I can’t say much. I have nine hounds, half my home is an old mobile home, I have a truck up on blocks, a stuffed easy chair on the porch, an old school bus for storage, goats mowing the lawn, and a sign on my porch that says “gun control means you can group your shots well”.
I think I qualify for a mullet.
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Sounds perfect. Haha. My neighbor had his son’s Tahoe parked in front of my house with flat tires and shit for over a year. He apologized to me one day and I told him if he wanted I would just pull that son of a bitch up into my yard and fuck what anyone else thinks
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Hahaha. Does it grow in all white trashy like that?
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Cracking me up and outa 
for hours!!!
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YES!!! 
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When your son wants a mullet and you tell the barber “I want you to make sure he never gets to second base”.
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You took my last like brother
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Haha. I wish I still had that length. My hair was close to that long when I went into the hospital last year. That shit got so nasty and stringy just marinating in that hospital bed. Damn near the first thing I did when I got out was shave that thing bald. It’ll be back though.
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@HomegrownVABudz has met me. He can vouch that this is really me
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DOUBLE cheeked up.
Or GYATT as my kids say
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thicker than a snicker.
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Got more cakes than Betty Crocker.
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He never skips squats, lunges, or fireman carries. Haha
Edit: Maybe he skips fireman carries with those shoulders actually.
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