EsRgood4u multiple grow journals thread

[Albannach]

You should hang some fake plastic tomatoes in there bro just for a laugh outdoors looking good to go eh. Fingers crossed for your indoor.

Fuck the Borg!

[Esrgood4u]

That’s not a bad idea
Knowing my luck though my plants will have a plastic allergy and fold on me
Things are going good grow wise for the first time in a long time. I’m not gonna push me luck

[Albannach]

Lol good point, you’d probably be raided by a starving vegetarian anyway the way things are going

[Esrgood4u]

When a tomato gets to the same price as a litre of petrol these vegetarian folk will be stealing our dogs
We have canine teeth for a reason.

[Albannach]

We sure do bro and their no for munchin lettuce

I’m sure some toff would pay big money for a Haggis hunting expidition Ben Nevis. If I could just work out the details I’m sure I’m onto a winner

[Esrgood4u]

Lettuce is 95% water. If I want a drink I’ll buy 4 Stella

[Albannach]

Think Stella is also 95% water so it sounds like a decent alternative

[Esrgood4u]

Touché
It’s 4.8% down from 5.2 a few years ago.
If lettuce got me drunk I’d turn vegetarian

[Albannach]

Given some time and a spoonful of yeist and it just might get you pissed. You can ferment just about anything…the question is should you

[Esrgood4u]

Yeah my cousin gave me a marmite, bread and sugar recipe. Obviously he’s spent a lot of time in jail. I’m still sucking on the injection wipes at the minute but running out fast so may give it a brew soon

[Albannach]

Lol take it the blue stratos is finished already?

[Esrgood4u]

I make out I’ve got a covid tongue whenever I visit a hospital

[Albannach]

Ethanol will tend to do that to a fella

[Esrgood4u]

Needs a mixer though or it tastes wank. Usually the soap from the supermarket toilets takes the edge off it.

[Albannach]

Hadn’t thought about that one to think that all those meths drinkers missed out too…

[Esrgood4u]

Not so great minds eh??

[Albannach]

They pick up the wrong doubts I recon

[Esrgood4u]

Got my 2 10l buckets ready to “attempt” an outdoor bubble bucket grow using my solar powered pond pump. It only pushes 5w in full sun but I’ve got Dutch pro keep it clean to keep things sterile. Got 2 autos in root riot cubes. Let’s see what happens

[potpotpot]

This is fucking intriguing.
I like it, hope they turn into trees for ya!

[Esrgood4u]

Cheers bro. I just worry about water temps BUT I’ve got root rot covered with the Dutch pro keep it clean. It’s an experiment more than anything