All in good fun. Pullin your chain. @Esrgood4u I do like saying pettifogger though. 
Builder that uses a Chisel. Stone Mason perhaps
From when we used to look after them and run their country, theyāve Bastardised the language since haha
Youāre a pure chiseler you like
I thought it was something like being a brickie or something haha
Whatās a shake spear?
Itās a spear that you shake to ward off those pesky chiselers and pettifoggers.
A chippy/joiner would also use a chisel.
Bro. If Iām barred from yours for a spelling MISTAKE. Then why the fuck does your mother keep you around???
Agreed {Putin} It really is obscene how electric and gas prices have rocketed in UK.
Newcastle or Sunderland?
Free household labor. Do the mopping, do the dishes.
Buzzcocks is Newcastle (Ashington actually I think, but thatās North of the tyne.)
Not Sunderland, Definitely not a mackem 
Heās from Cramlington buddy.
You ever see this geordie twat??
Gives us a bad name people like that! 
This however, is legendary.
āPull ya madest Cowie faceā.
Bro we were fucked as soon as Geordie Shore came out. I canāt Stand watching that shite. Itās a total embarrassment.
Iāve just chiseled all over the curtains.
I donāt own any curtains
You sure you were at the correct house??
You had to chisel my man made super glue from your chin. It obviously wasnāt strong enough to keep your lips from flapping. 
I meant your Mamās beef curtains silly.