Foreigner gets a Pedicure

I’ll just put it in my Neighbours yard.

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There’s a “useless piece of skin” joke in there

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It’s more than sanitary, it’s (in)sanitary.

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Oh, so it’s like inflammable vs flammable

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My feet are sanitized every 3 hours to prevent STDs

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Is this Canadian Healthcare? Or American fetish?

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Both covered by HMO. Preventative.

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Definitely fetish then…

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“So do you have any hobbies?”

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“Nope. Why?”

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Because your premiums would go up if you did.

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Yup I get them… the only way to get your toes cut if youre a fat old man without passing out trying to do them yourself…

GR

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yeah… i’m sure that’s NOT conspicuous in any way. lol. :laughing:

we’re outlaws here sir. :cowboy_hat_face:

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A drone no fly zone is a thing, like paying to be off telemarketers lists. The bunny ears should be disguised as a sound emitting thing to scare crows out of your garden, then blame Panasonic :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

Wait till you hear about someone’s 200/s rebar shooting magnetic turrets
Lmao

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My ogre feet probably could use some loving :joy:

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ahhh… i see where you’re going with that… i have been thinking of ways to shoot the cursed drones down… but QUIETLY.

i haven’t figured out beam weapons just yet… :\

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Practicing anything 17 minutes a day for a year will have you outperforming 95% of the population.

Pick up circuitry and radio repair for a fat 34 mins a day and become the evil genius you always wanted to be :kissing_heart:

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i think learning to weld first is the primary starting point in this endeavor.

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