I’ll trade you a poem for beans

[willie]

There was an old hermit named dave
who kept a dead whore in his cave
she was missing a tit
and she smelled like shit
but look at the money he saved

[ColeLennon]

I don’t know if it was too much Kush last night. I’ve been laughing every time I think of Bakers Delight lol

[WataWoosta]

I know that contest is over just wanted to write this for ya’ll.

              If I was a Plant

If I was a plant, I would wear sunglasses
when girls walked by, I’d be ticking their asses
never askin where the cash is, always droppin stashes
when it comes to flower, I’m the fastes
if I was a plant
if I was an ant, crawling on that plant
I’d be climbing higher than I thought I’d ever be
Now I’m on the tip of a nuggie that’s bigger than me
I took a little nibble now I’m buzzing like the Bee
And now my little ant mind is unlocked and free
I hope I make it to heaven, I guess we’ll see
if I was an ant, crawling on that plant

May The Smoke Be With You.

[Gpaw]

“Toke a lid, smoke a lid, pop the mescalino!
…Hop a hill! Pop a pill! For old Tim Benzedrino!”

From Harvard Lampoon’s “Bored of the Rings”

Cheers
G

[api312]

For sale: weed seeds, never popped.

[Ceilingless]

Oh I felt that one.

Gonna make me cry