What would a bud say if it could speak?

Hello OG
I am a graphic artist who loves Cannabis.
I am going to be doing some cannabis art and I was thinking, “What would a bud say if it could speak?” Of course, a bud would say normal things like “smoke me!” ect.

What do you think a bud would say?

If this thread gets enough attention I will make a free graphic and give away a pack of beans from my seed vault, for the best phrase or joke submitted. This can be anything from one word to a small paragraph like some jokes can be.

Let’s have some fun with this, nothing is out of bounds, and anything goes.

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“How would you like it if I lit you on fire?”

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“I want only the best for you, so spark me up and let’s get burnin’, Vernon!”

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Bury me in your lungs, where I can be with all of my family., also don’t cough…

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I’m feelin’ frosty baby… :wink:

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Does my bum look big in this paper ?

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I was in the Paradise. I´m the only plant the Creator made that can have the flavor of Lemon, Orange, Apple, Raspberry, Blueberry, Grapes, Grapefruit, Pineapple, Mint, Cheese, Pepper, Pine, Clove, Cinnamon, Rose, Lavender, Birch, Camphor, Incense, Rotten meat, Skunk spray, and hundreds and hundreds of more. No other plant on the planet has this feature. they all have their individual scents, but I can have thousands.

I am Holy and my only purpose is to heal the nations.

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“What are you planning to do with those scissors?”

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“You tie me down, strip me down, force feed me, put me under intense lights, deny me access to male companionship and claim that you love me!!! The only place you ever take me is the other tent which looks alot like this tent. And don’t get me started on the cloning shit. You groomed me to want this abuse you sick Bastard. This relationship is one sided blah, blah, blah”.

And don’t think I don’t know about your seed porn addiction. What do those other strains have that I don’t have?

They are females after all.

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This is why I some times feel bad on chop day…

‘I thought you loved me’

‘Oh I do love you… chop chop’

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“wiff wiff, do you smell that?” :fire:

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Real men eat plant pussy.

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let me fuck, I am so horny, i am swelled and sticky

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My tombstone nugs would say to me “you’re fuckin 1-ply bud.” ← said in the voice of Wayne from Letterkenny.

straight knockout smoke.

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It would say “i understand, and I forgive you”

The only thing they hate more than being smoked, is not being smoked lol

Like that time I spilled a flaming shot of chartreuse on the bar I’ll fukin do it again :triumph:

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“Feed me, Seymour”

Cheers
G

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This was my plan all along… …mischievous laughter follows :rofl:

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INFINITE BLISS INFINITE BLISS INFINITE BLISS INFINITE BLISS INFINITE BLISS INFINITE BLISS INFINITE BLISS INFINITE BLISS INFINITE BLISS INFINITE BLISS INFINITE BLISS …

That’s what it tells me anyway.
Message received, loud and clear. :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:

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What would a bud say…

Which bud?

Like, consider the question, what would a human say?

They’re all different, and would say different things in different situations.

(or would the equivalent be, what would a human body part, a human reproductive organ say?)

Female sensi bud on the plant, may be saying:

Give Me Pollen!
I welcome Pollen.
I am one with the cosmos, and the flow of air, trusting the right pollen will come to me, I am ready.

Pollinated bud on the plant, may say:

Oh my Beautiful babies. :slight_smile:

or perhaps each Calyx has a voice, and there would be a chorus from them, perhaps a sympathetic counterpoint of seeded calyxes and unseeded, a conversation with the operatic e.g. late sensi calyxes offering their energy understanding the greater good, the young still with a chance still singing their attractive prayers for pollen, the already pollinated singing graces of their seeds as potential for the ongoing lineage, connecting with the timeless.

perhaps they sing (or say, hehe, sry, i’ve moved on to imagining them only singing) different songs through different times of the season, and different times of day, and different latitudes and altitudes, different artificial indoor environments, different lighting, different emotional/pheremonic/phonic/photonic/motion vibes from humans, different nutrients…

perhaps what they most sing about, is the nutrition they need for their stage of growth, and their other environmental conditions.

or maybe they do remain silent.

and if the bud’s harvested and dry… it’s dead jim.

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You put me in hell for your heaven!!!

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