Cause I’m just a regular battle hardened warrior instead? I can live with that 
You Purveyors of Pot, Keepers of the Kind
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Wielding a weed wacker, and battling tall grass does not make one a battle hardened warrior 
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You say that until I sign my name in your forehead with that weedwhacker!
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'morning ye fellow Blumpkins of the Green Nugget!
:hug
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You mix this up with your Scat Enthusiast forum again?
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I, like a theatre actor, project my material right at the back of the theatre which is very-much unlike a cinema actor that maintains a subtle intimacy which a camera can pick up upon.
So, why be cute when you can go right to the meat of a WTF comment.
Both “ends” of the joke are relatable when you know what blumpkin means; while all the same time makes it enough of a head-scratcher that will make many need to google it.
And that’s where there’s a double strike: now you know & it’s also now in your search history 
It’s been much-much more fun over my life to drop those type of lines vs the usual rebuttal. It’s the fart joke equivalent to a movie moment where you are walking away from an explosion without looking back or flinching.
I’m sure you can relate to all of this @Slick1 . 
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I’m down now that you explained your motive 
Does anyone not know what a blumpkin is these days though? I kind of want one but I never want to see the chick willing to oblige again afterwards.
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Comments like this will add to the “I need to google this” factor!
NICE!
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I got a coupon for one for Xmas but I’m nervous.
My brother swears by these but he’s always eating fiber one bars so that helps.
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I will NEVER Google something you (or Slick for that matter) might post! Even if you are offering up the last DBHP seed in existence for the right answer! LOL
Well, maybe then but I’ll use my brothers computer, not mine! His search history is probably already jacked up. 
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Just use the “Browse in Private” or “Browse incognito” option…
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BTW
GOOD MORNING OG!!!
You have to imagine the Robin Williams voice!
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That was always my intention for my ‘Good Morning OG!’ greetings to the folks in the OG community! lol
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Good morning @MoBilly Williams!!! 
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I miss him… Really, he came a long way from Mork & Mindy. Sad loss when he took his own life 
GOOD! because that’s exactly how I read it in my head! LOL
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I did as well, but it needed the loud all caps. 
Yeah. The guy was amazing. Such a loss.
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Good Morning OG!
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Good morning Johnny and other OG’s.
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Morning Johnny!!! Morning everyone!!
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