Most important Spanish to know if traveling:
- “sin hielo en mi bebida”
- “¿donde esta el baño por favor?”
- “¿que tipo de carne es esta?”
- “¿Este olor te contagia?”
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I stand by my “where is your house, I want your pussy” as being number one.
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Not a problem:
“donde esta tu casa, quiero tu coño”
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Oh look at you getting all fancy with the tildes!
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Good morning all you handsome guys and beautiful gals.
’ morning to you too @Slick1
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Lived in Tucson for years, also took 3 years of Spanish.
I still suck at it……
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Cause slick’s an “it” ?? Unknown?? we don’t wanna know???
And g’morning to you too @BigMike55
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GM BigMike55, I hope your day is hazy and lazy
Gonna be a little busy. I must get everything in place. Tomorrow is the day I have my shoulder surgery, and probly will be worthless as tits on a tree, for about six weeks.
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Well hopefully they fix the problem. Just don’t rush the recovery bro.
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I would be lying if I said I was not worried. With me down, and a handicapped wife, not much will get done for a couple weeks. Then you have to play catch-up.
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I learned it chocha.
Why you dirty moth… I mean Morning pendejo!
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Good thing it’s winter and you don’t have to worry about cutting the grass 
If you have to clear snow and your arm falls off, you can just slap it back on and throw some butterflies on it. It’s just an arm, no biggie 
That made me crack up the other day 
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She is a beautie!
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Morning everyone
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I can’t believe Slick1 allowed this to pass!
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I only had two choices. Stuff 'em or Snip 'em. I chose stuffing.
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Morning @DougDawson !
Hoy es día español o mexicano. ¡Elige tu opción!
¿Dónde pusiste mi humo?
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Gracias amigo, esta esperando a que termine el trabajo 
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All I say in Spanish when on vacation. dos cervezas, por favor
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