Ah! You ain’t ugly. Just not as pretty as normal folks. Hehe.
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“Normal” is highly overrated.
Good morning bro. 
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Good morning everybody.
Only one week until Christmas. Better get out there and get your wives some presents, you procrastinating sumbitches. And nothing that has an electric cord (like vacuum cleaner, Crock-Pot, iron, etc. That means work. They don’t like that.) You’ll be money ahead if you get her something really shiny and sparkly. Like jewelry. Happy wife equals happy life.
You’re welcome!
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Dang, and I bought her a compound bow. I put my initials on it to remind her who gave it to her.
I bet she’ll just love it!!!
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Good choice. At least you won’t be returning it to the store.
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I just used a woodburner to burn my GF’s initials into the vacuum. No good?
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At least it wasn’t one of her sex toys……
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That would hurt like hell to burn my initials into MY wife’s sex toy.
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I’m not branding myself for her 
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No guts no glory……
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Wow…you left that one hanging right up there for Slick to knock out of the park and he left it alone.
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I didn’t sleep much. Plus I already said that I didn’t want to brand myself 
His concern for me is nice though 
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Pete, please tell me that’s a baseball metaphor!! lol
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But where r the grandkids lmao stoner
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Amazon keeps fucking up and delivering all my packages without discrete packaging so she knows her big gift already 
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That sucks @Rabeats2093 . I won’t put a like on that post.
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Twice now brother …really bums me out …like alot
But it is what it is I guess
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Sleeping in just over the hill. My oldest used to get confused in what day. We had today, then next day, and the other day. I guess now I get confused.
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Fixed that for you.
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Good morning JP. Good morning everyone.
I see this is an especially lively morning! Out of likes so I’ll need to swing back through later and hit you all
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