Y’all are too much. I’ll leave you to service the world @JohnnyPotseed
All I can say is eat your Wheaties.
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? lol I think you got me confused with the Slick1!
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Hey 10 bucks is 10 bucks.
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That’s high class, cuz. Last time someone tried calling the Slick1 a ‘2-bit-ho’ he slapped em with his bag of quarters
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Is that what he’s calling them now?
I thought it was Thing one and Thing two. 
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No joke I once saw someone turn a trick behind a car in the dollar store parking lot.
“What the fu…oh, I get it.”
I don’t know what @Slick1 looks like in real life but it could easily have been him.
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Poor Slick1, lol we gotta give the dude a break. He tries to make a living in a decent manner. Not his fault he must resort to those things.
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Prostitution is the best business in the world. You got it, you sell it, and you still got it.
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Capitalism at it’s finest
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He set up an assembly line to increase production but started to suffer from fatigue due to overwork.
Carpal jawbone syndrome.
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Maybe time to think about forming a union?
Mudstompers united
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Wear a condom or you might end up as scab labour 
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You know he isn’t feeling well if he isn’t contributing to this conversation . I’m really good at coming up with responses, unfortunately it’s usually 24 hours later 
Definitely a lot of fun here!
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Just tuned back in. Started laughing . . Hard. My wife asks, “What?”
“These guys are too funny!”
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Bet you guys are a freakin HOOT to party with. In another life. My Friday evening is fully chill. Excepting laughter outbursts.
Headin out to the dollar store in a minute though, @Foreigner.
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Now you guys leave ol’ @Slick1 alone. He can’t help it. He deformed.
Maybe I should not spill the beans here. But Slick1 has five penises. At least his pants fit like a glove.
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Really it’s the best way to service a whole herd.
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The shit even gets too deep for me sometimes! Especially when @Foreigner starts wit slinging’! Y’all really got him going today!
Be right back. I have stilts.
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Those can come in handy here, now n then
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Stilts, waders, raincoat and a very broad sense of humor! 4 checks. Think I got everything. May should have packed some snacks! 
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