With the link thingy!
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Haha I did it! Now you all must purchase without reservation!
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My bad Johnny! I figured if he ain’t found the link thingy by now he wasn’t gonna! 
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Pretty impressive eh? Pretty worth acquiring eh?
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I once had a pet primate. Feet looked very much like those, well worn, stained from the vicissitudes of living a hard life. Could NOT get the damn beast, ever, to keep shoes on. Spent a fortune trying to find some he’d not violently throw at passing cars. @Foreigner, those feet and well-carpeted legs bring back such melancholy memories. A tear is welling up in my eye even now. You certainly know how to touch the heart, I must say!
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I looked and now I can never unsee that, my god man wash yer feet 
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If you like my feet you should check out my erotic calendar!
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Just did. I’m in grief counseling now. Too traumatizing. I miss Big Bad Boy so much. Those legs!!
He was exotic too.
Oops, you said “ erotic”. NO! I won’t do it!
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Nothing like facing your fears and getting off your horse to face your fears! Signup!
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Sorry there giving you such a hard time. @Foreigner
I was going with giant dirty footed teddy bear… to each his own I guess!
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You know how it is with eyewitnesses. Notoriously divergent in perception.
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I’m still in shock and scheduled therapy for an immediate night session this evening…
edit… I showed the therapist the pic that did me in, and now THEY have to get therapy!
(He showed his wife)
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They get around. Much like my calendar!
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So thankful for online therapy these day! There when you need ‘em!
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check my edit lol
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I currently and often have lived right outside of military posts. Not much traumatizes me anymore.
They took some candy off the market I really liked one time and that bout did it! 
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THAT’S what scares me about buying the calendar. The chain reaction. Downstream harm. Ahimsa, and so forth.
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Therapy is cheap. A calendar is cheaper.
Damn y’all. Hard to pull myself away from this freakin circus. “Real” life stuff, a lot less fun, calls. Imma be the first mofo tomorrow to say Good Morning . Just wait and see.
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