This thread will be to document the testing of Grass Monkey F2 by @LED_Seedz with @G-paS, @Jellypowered, @toastyjakes, @ReikoX, and @Roux. Get your favorite smoke and pull up a chair for the show.
Grass Monkey, that funky Monkey
Grass Monkey junkie
That funky Monkey
Grass, got this dance thatās more than real
Smoke Grass Monkey hereās how you feel
Put your left leg down your right leg up
Flick your Bic and letās finish this up
M.C.A. With the bubbler (D. Rocks the dab)
Adrock gets nice with ten gram slab
Weāre offered Glue (we donāt mind charas)
Wherever we go with bring the Monkey with us
Adrock dabs three (Mike D. Is D.)
Double R. fills the bowl most definitely
I smoke Grass Monkey and I rock well
I got a grow in Brooklyn (thatās where I dwell)
Grass Monkey that funky Monkey
Grass Monkey junkie
That funky Monkey
Because I smoke it anytime and anyplace
When itās time to get ill I smoke out your place
Monkey tastes Def when you smoke it on ice
Come on yāall itās time to get nice
Coolinā by the lockers getting kind of funky
Me and the crew weāre smoking Grass Monkey
This girl walked by she gave me the eye
I reached in the locker grabbed the Spanish Fly
I put it with the Monkey then rolled it up
Went over to the girl, āYo baby, whatās up?ā
I offered her a hit (hit) the girl she gave me lip (lip)
It did begin the stuff wore in and now sheās on my tip
Grass Monkey that funky Monkey
Grass Monkey junkie
That funky Monkey (Grass)
Step up to the bar put the girl down
She takes a big hit and slaps it around
Take a rip you can do it (you get right to it)
We had a pound in the place and we went right through it
You got some Girl Scout Cookies thinking youāre cool
Iāll take your place at the bar I smack you off your stool
Iāll down a half gram joint in a single puff
And if you got beef itās going to ge rough
Monkey and parties and puffinā and rockinā
Def, def (girls, girls) all yāall jockinā
The song and dance keeping you in a trance
If you donāt buy my record I got my advance
I smoke it (I toke it) I see it (I be it)
I love Grass Monkey but I wonāt pass D. ItWe got the lighter, you got the cone Come on everybody letās get sss
Grass Monkey that funky Monkey
Grass Monkey junkie
That funky Monkey
Grass Monkey that funky Monkey
Grass Monkey junkie
That funky Monkey
Grass Monkey
As soon as I get mine it is on! Lol
Again, thanks to @LED_Seedz for the opportunity and hereās to hoping for some amazing plants over the next few months!
Iām stoked for you guys!
Got my chair over here in the haze.
Jake
Nice should be some awesome ladies. Ran the f1 and was amazed. Look forward to following along. Peace OG
Cool. Iāll find me a limb to swing from and watch.
You know this a new channel on my viewer.
99%
What took you so long?
I canāt wait to get my purple bag. It is somewhere on 8 mile now.
I took a D-Nail Detour.
99%
lol you gotta record that, with some bubblers and other canna-sounds mixed in or something
love the logo design, pretty sure this is the plant i was drooling over in @Kraven garden
Scratching out a dry place to sit and watch this one! What a talented cast of blades!
Lets get this party started shall we?
Iām going to do my best to keep this short and sweet. (Famous last words?)
Hard Data:
Seeds were direct sown on 2/15/2018 at approx 8:30 PM CST. (brave, but I have faith in PJ)
Growing Medium: Virgin Royal Gold Tupur.
Container: 1 Gallon Smart Pots. (The fabric pots made from recycled water bottles)
These will be their final homes, as the roots will air prune themselves It should limit the overall plant size. Training will likely be required to maintain optimum space utilization.
Lighting: Custom SolStrip Array, Dubbed āJellysolā running at 300w until Flower. This will be the light for the whole grow. 3500K Color Temp.
Space Temp and RH: 82Ā° F and 42% RH.
Nutes and Amount Used: Media was pre-charged with .9 EC/495 PPM Greenleaf Nutrients MegaCrop. Approx 21oz of the solution was used to soak each pot. Slight runoff in the drip trays, maybe 1/8th inch worth.
Money Shot:
Iām super stoked to be able to take place in this momentous test grow! Let me know if I should add any more data.
Iām stoked for you brother, These are very select genetics my friendā¦ as one of the original testers of this fine product brought to market by @LED_Seedz, I have had close to 1.5 years of satisfaction from a very frosty / potent / tasty stable strain, that is good meds and great smoke. The ease of cloning and growing is what impressed me the most, it is an aggressive cloner and flat finishes perfectly every time at 56 days. I have grown / smoked and tested my fair share of weed over the years and I can count the stand out strains on both of my handsā¦this one was added immediately after the first smoke. The initial test grow was phenomenal / easy and it had cloned very quickly both from vegetative state and flowering, the re-veg and the veg clone both came out the same in flower further cementing the stability of this cloneā¦ so when you see the stars line up like that then you know this cut belongs alongside SFV / Romulan / Blueberry/ Kush and OG and the other legendary cuts imho. Iāll have it forever if possibleā¦donāt want to loose this specific cut.
My Original Test Grow
Hydro Grass Monkey Grow
First off let me say wow I am honored to be growing this strain Grass Monkey. Thank you PJ from @LED_Seedz. I am looking forward to working with each and every one of the grow team and seeing every ones progress as we begin our adventure together.
Operations Report:
The rockwool cubes are soaking in RO water and the 6 lucky seeds chosen are having a pool party.
Data Analytics:
Water Type: Reverse Osmosis
Water PH: 5.5
So I thought the Grass Monkey sticker would be scratch and sniff its not
Time waits for no man, 8 seeds will soak overnight in 35 ml/gal Ful-power. 8 rooter pugs are soaking in 35 ml/gal, 2 tsp/gal kelp and 1/4 tsp/gal 200X aloe powder. 8 gender tests were ordered from Steep Hill.
Once they get their second set of new leaves, the Iāll send off the samples for the gender test. Maleās will be discarded, and the remaining will get transplanted into their final 2-gallon fabric pots. Once they are big enough, clones will be taken, and they will be flowered.
They will be grown in half of my work bench. The dimensions of the cab are n my 30"x30"x30". They will veg under 120-watts of SolStrips. Typically I flower six plants vertically around a 150-watt CMH bulb, but I plan to upgrade the lighting to 27000K SolStrips x 6 @ up to 250-watts (dimmed).
Iām going to mix up a fresh batch of soil:
1 part Canadian Sphangum Peat Moss
1 part humus (equal Malibu Dynamic Compost and worm castings)
1 part airation (equal parts lava rock, rice hulls, and biochar)
Ammendments per cubic foot:
1/2 cup kelp meal
1/2 cup neem meal
1/2 cup shrimp meal
1 cup malted barley powder
4 cups mineral mix (equal parts glacial rock dust, basalt dust, oyster shell flour, and gypsum)
Bi-weekly watering schedule:
Day 1: Malted barley, fulvic, yucca, silica
Day 2: Nothing
Day 3: Water
Day 4: Nothing
Day 5: Aloe, coconut, silica
Day 6: Nothin
Day 7: Water
Day 8: Nothing
Day 9: Kelp, neem, TM-7, silica
Day 10: Nothing
Day 11: Water
Day 12: Nothing
Wow!! I am really excited for this testing grow guys. I wish I could test with you as well some day, but I gues its wouldnt be possible in europe. Maybe some day I wish all the luck and great results. This genetics with solstrips is killing combination!!
I am really looking forward to see different growing medium and the differences between them.
Keep growing!
After reading your post I am in awe.
Should I use Happy Frog to start or make something better. I added Canadian Sphangum Peat Moss to the HF in one pot last time and the pot is much better at holding water.
Seeds are showing out for delivery, will see.
Happy frog is very HOT nute wise out the bag. Not to mention every bag comes with free fungus gnats lol.
I used HF for one grow and I didnāt feel that it had enough drainage so I added about 30% by volume in pearlite.
Iām not a full time soil grower yet though, there will be others along with better recommendations iām sure
I start seeds in 70/30 happy frog to perlite.
Seedlings love itā¦
Quit monkeying around now guys.