My teacher is grade 1 constantly took the pencil out of my left and put it in my right, which I then handed over to my left. She gave up before I did.
My first grade teacher was sick of me even before this
My teacher was relentless over the course of a few months. I just gave up after a while.
I was a “nope” child and wasn’t about to receive instruction and was exiled to the library for most of primary school. Suited me just fine and I got to stay left handed
But - one downside to being left handed - you need to plan your seat at family dinners so you don’t elbow people.
Unless you want to elbow people which is cool with me too
“Ned Flanders’ stupid left handed store.”
You can tell by the smear. I’m an expert in lefty recognition. Also the side of the palm of the hand is a dead giveaway.
“What did the 5 fingers say to the face?”
“I meant from a different angle.”
Man I gotta get me one of these. Damned right handed mugs all day.
Anyone tried lefty scissors yet? That was a game changer
I’d like to point out that very few right handers have jumped in. I think they fear us and our subversive sinister ways.
I have and they are glorious.
Jokes on them because my right hand is my nose picking hand.
Hey I consider that abstract modern art. It really represents the symbolism of etc etc blah blah