So, some will say war or child slavery or whatever but I hate this:
They rip the plastics on the bread. She puts it back on a half full bread as though it encourages freshness. They rip holes in the milk bag. I find them on the floor. I step on them. My wife complains I don’t recycle them properly.
Hate. I wish they didn’t exist.
Am I alone in my irrational hatred?
those can be viewed as a tool of Satan
can they be recycled? or is that something one tells ones self to
get them thru the night
stay safe
Dequilo
I think you might be lol. I mean they’re kind of annoying I guess, but also quite fun. You can make Christmas tinsel strings with them, or rip them in half and shoot them with an elastic band into people’s eyes.
Anything that can be used as a weapon can’t be all bad, right?
Yes they must be recycled properly in the correct receptacle or I get “the look.”
I’m going to start putting them in her purse.
I forgot about this! You’ve reminded me of the third grade 
You can clip them on your fingers and flick them too… a pretty versatile weapon lol
I assumed that’s why they made them…home security. Keep in mind for every one you recycle two new tabs are magically produced somehow, it’s called the ‘bread tag paradox’.
I’m going to start hoarding them to ward off home invasions. “One second while I find an elastic band.”
Anyway, this whole thread is happening because I stepped on one and didn’t recycle it properly. What has the environment ever done for me anyway?
@Foreigner It grew good weed for ya for one 
Yes but that’s a completely artificial one I set up myself 
Haha, need the real one first to understand the fake one hahahaha
U can fix flip flops with them under neath the toe strap to keep it from pulling thru
I find the things that irritate me the most are these “convenience” things. Things meant to make thing simple and easy for anyone, although it usually is irritating to use as someone who is proficient… like a feature I hate in audio mixers; auto mixing. People will just use it, thinking it works!
As for the bread ties… my cat loves them so, free cat toys. But hey- I never thought of it till now. That little plastic fuck isn’t doing anything to keep my bread fresh! We’ve never used them, throw them in the trash or on the floor for the cat to play with. Spin and roll! Good enough for the girls I go out with.
Absolutely brilliant!!! @potdaddy4x4
The spin move is 100% the right move. Everybody should know this. Like taught in schools
rust nail in my foot is what i hated more, or small piece of wood that gets stuck on a monthly basis in my fingers flesh under my nail (there is a word for that, i dont remember now, not native english), piece of cement that got stuck on my eyelid (like that piece of wood) and scratched my eye every time i blinked, getting my cut to the bone filled with 30cc syringe of some antiseptic that made my wound swell like a plum, and then doctor squeezing that liquid out of my wound with her sudden and heartless hands, getting lost in blizzard so hard you cannot see 2 meters in front so you walk trough thorny bushes climbing and going downhill trough valleys for 4 hours, etc. there is long list of things i hate. what doesnt kill you makes you stronger. peace.
Ooo I hate those don’t forget those sumbitches also love to get stuck in the vacuum cleaner and clog the line.
I hate scam telemarketing calls. They’re leaving voicemails now lol. And junk mail. God I hate junk mail. Can we all agree to pay more for stamps if they make it illegal to advertise a commercial interest through the mail?
But they do work great for wire holders. I’ve glued them to desks and headboards so I don’t lose my cords when unplug. Cell phone charger cord always falls under the headboard.
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